Fatass Axel

Ayyy. Just a gross, gay, fat, very cuddly werewolf metalhead with a very heavy addiction/obsession with asses. Telegram: @AxelTheWerewolf Also, I'm a dude.

[batcubed]

they’re signing ‘happy’ in icelandic sign language. 

[logarto]

u know when something wont send for ages and ages but when it finally sends it goes 40 times. thanks for nothing technology you bastard.

[logarto]

[cadoized]

does anyone else

[cadoized]

oh darling ive been looking

[cadoized]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

[cadoized]

and ADHD, you say

[splashbeaw]

skadoosh~ ✨

[koboldpost-generator]

do NOT pass a kobold the blunt. they will eat it

[the-kobold]

that was one fucking time, I said I was sorry

[clownkiwi]

HELP HELP HELP HELP

THE COMBO ARTICLE HEADLINE AND PHOTO ARE KILLING ME

[clownkiwi]

sonic fans predicting sonic 3's storyline ig

[mewselthecat]

[braindamaged007-deactivated2024]

[piraticoctopus]

Bowser tries to keep up his reputation as a menacing villain but in reality he’s just a huge fricking dork.

[allmarios]

that’s it that’s the writing in this game there it is

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[ventraman]

This could save your life.

[instructor144]

BOOST.

[aqueous2]

Absolutely vital information to have if you live where the waters freeze over.

I especially appreciate this guy's commitment to actually showing the steps himself. That cold-shock response is a bitch and willingly subjecting himself to it couldn't have been fun.

[marlynnofmany]

I don’t live anywhere near water like this, but I am still memorizing this knowledge because:

* I might use it in a story someday.

* Any knowledge that staves off the dying is good knowledge.

[mousenoises]

Some kids passed away today in my region from falling in icy water, so thought it was important to boost.

[toastbutteregg]

[neko-no-oto]

ぼくおきてるで。ねむたくないで。うそやで。

Napping feels good.

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[unclebeanbag]

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

[sour-popsicle]

Worry wolf Part 2(repost)

[just-incorrect-beastars]

Do you guys know of this AU??? I’d like to write some incorrect quotes on it too, but I’d like to have the ok from @sour-popsicle first!! Sorry if I tag you like thisssss!!

[eraserheadadult]

i think part of the reason lost media videos are so fun is that it more ethically scratches the same itch as true crime. a bunch of people online being amateur sleuths and going down rabbit holes is a lot easier to enjoy when theyre looking for a cereal commercial from 1991 instead of liike bothering the families of murder victims

[crotchapple]

Smart

[theehoneybear]

Dropping hints that I'm a bear from the PNW

[amourtality]

stop having casual sex with men

[toxicyurienthusiast]

i only have sex with men on nightmare difficulty like a real gamer