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me talking about the avengers:
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me talking about the x-men:
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Superhero Aesthetics // X-Men Pt.1
Mutation, it is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve into the dominant species on the planet. This process normally takes thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millenia, evolution leaps forward.
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The Evening World, New York, June 27, 1904
me: i love being single! i don’t need anyone but me haha
me, 10 hours later, lying in my bed in the darkness:
just want to find the Pleakley to my Jumba Jookiba
Anyone else gay n lonely on this July evening
Too accurate
100 Magic Items for 5e Pt. 15
Past Posts
Items 1 - 5
Items 6 - 10
Items 11 - 15
Items 16 - 20
Items 21 - 25
Items 26 - 30
Items 31 - 35
Items 36 - 40
Items 41 - 45
Items 45 - 50
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Items 66 - 70
71. Ring of Race Changing
Wondrous Item (Ring), Rare,
This ring is crafted of simple silver; the band is etched with different letters from all languages of the realms - some unrecognisable to any living person. Every morning the player wakes up taking on the features of a different race according to a D8 roll. If the player is already the race rolled the character is unaffected that morning (Or roll again; DM’s choice). Every morning the player loses the abilities of the previous days roll and takes on the new effects.
1 – Elf. The players’ ears grow long and pointy, and any facial hair they have grown becomes patchy and light. They become more slender and agile gaining 5 additional movement speed.
2 – Dwarf. The player wakes up having grown a large beard if they are able. They also appear to have gained a few pounds – and have acquired a taste for ale. The player also gains the “Stonecunning” and “Dwarven Resilience” traits.
3 – Halfling. The player takes on a cheery disposition to life and a newfound love for music and performance, also becoming noticeably shorter (Player is still considered the same size) They gain the “Halfling Luck” trait.
4 – Tabaxi. The player becomes covered in fur, and their pupils become slit, as well as gaining a penchant for mischievous curiosity. Additionally, they gain the “Cat’s claws” and “Feline Agility” traits.
5 – Half-Orc. The player gains thick, strong muscles, developing an underbite and pronounced teeth. The player becomes proficient in intimidation and gains the “Relentless Endurance” trait.
6 – Tiefling. The player’s skin takes on a tone of red or purple, their eyes turning red and a tail sprouts from behind them. They gain a darkvision of 60 feet and the “Infernal Legacy” trait.
7 – Triton. The players take on a tone of the blue or green in their skin and hair, as well as growing gills on their ribs, cheeks or similar area. They take on the “Amphibious” trait and they suddenly gain a kinship with marine animals gaining the “Guardians of the Depths” trait.
8 – Gnome. The player becomes stout and short of leg finding themselves more in tune with nature, they gain the “Gnome Cunning” trait and their size becomes small if it wasn’t already.
72. Symbol of the Lich Slayer
Wondrous Item, Very Rare, Requires Attunement by a Cleric
This holy symbol is made of weighted gold, crafted in the shape of a sun and its rays. A cleric who is attuned and uses this symbol for their holy symbol gains resistance to necrotic and poison damage. Additionally, when using the “Turn Undead” ability the target has disadvantage on the saving throw.
73. Bouquet Staff
Staff, Uncommon
This staff is a long hollowed out clay tube filled with potting soil. Every day 1d4 flowers grow from the top of the staff, with a max of 7 flowers. When the player presses a button on the side of the staff, causing one of the flowers to explode in a plume of pollen and colour, casting the “Colour Spray” spell. The player can explode multiple flowers at once, casting the spell at one level higher for every flower exploded.
74. Guardian Shield
Armour (Shield), Very Rare, Requires Attunement
A glorious steel kite shield, symmetrical jade patterns adorn its front side. As a bonus action you can cause the shield to levitate moving it up to 30 feet to occupy the same space as another creature. When in the same space as a creature that creature gains +2 AC. The creature attuned to this shield cannot wield a weapon in their shield hand while using this effect, guiding the shield telepathically with sematic gestures. The player can move the shield 30 feet as a reaction or call it back to their hand as an action.
75. Soul Tether
Wondrous Item (Rope), Uncommon, Requires Attunement
A length of ethereal rope invisible to a layman’s eyes. The character attuned to this rope ties it around their torso, once tied the rope becomes a tether directly attached to the living energy of the creature. The player may then tie the other end of the rope to another creature’s torso – this creature does not become attuned to the tether. The tethered creatures can not exist on different planes of existence – whenever one is sent to a different plane (such as the astral plane), the other tethered player is also summoned to that realm appearing in a spot within 30 feet of the other tethered creature.
i'm going in @toasttedbaguels !!
The year is 2090. I am old and dying. I turn on my tv. Rick Riordan has announced the latest Percy Jackson series from his self-contained life unit at Disney-Hyperion. I die trying to leave the hospital to buy the book
ok but this is definitely me moves
Reblog to make a white gay big mad
Reblog to make QPOC feel more welcome in their own community
reblog to normalize explicit support and solidarity for qpoc in the lgbt community
so let me show you all this one page i found out while doing homework. i had to do a floor plan for school and then found this
you can get an account for free. even if it only lets you make one plan, you can edit it as much as you want.
you should have no problem making different stuff.
okay so you can do stuff like this one that is what I was looking for
now you must be thinking “chami what the fuck? what can i do with that?”
well if you click one little button that says 3d you get this!
motherfucking 3d view!! but wait! you obviously want to see the insides more right?
idk for painting or editing or reference or whatever, well you can do it and then you get this!
i don’t know if you get why i am so excited but think about the endless possibilities!
ok I know there’s stuff like google sketch up and yeah it is cool but I find it kind of difficult and this… this took me 30 minutes to finish!
And there are so many things!! look at what i did for school
this is just so cool sorry i’ll shut up now.
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This is it, my most popular post ever. Once every third moon I see it gaining notes and I feel as if someone had gone on a heroic quest to bring it back from the darkest parts of my blog history.
Tag yourself meme colors edition
Tag yourself I’m Blue again but Light
I’m PINK LILAC OR YELLOW- ORANGE AND YOU ARE BROWN @backseat-of-the-sky
I’m lime green and orange
jokes that will never be funny
holocaust jokes
fat jokes
racist jokes
rape jokes
transphobic jokes
homophobic jokes
sexist jokes
jokes that will always be funny
“that’s a weird looking dog”
mmm whatcha say
the audition meme
doge
trolling beetles fans
dad jokes
ending long sentences with by fall out boy
Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”
Also:
Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects
Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects
Rickrolls
And
• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.
Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible
incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)
calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”
• conflating two similar idiomatic phrases (e.g. are you having a kidding me) • inserting the word fuck or fucking into unusual places. bonus if it’s in other languages (e.g. excusez the fuck out of moi, entfuckingschuldigung)
“mcfucking”
reblog & put an inside joke in the tags
the tags on this post are solid gold