Imma make some more room for ya in here

Memes, Art, I'm scared of the dark. - 26 - Greg - we probably aren't in the same time zone just a heads up if I don't message you back right away 😜

[hobohobgoblim]

Four puppies cuddling. Pompey, 1 century CE.

[flmuseumgirl30]

We have always been human.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Close! Those are puppies.

[sympathischeufos]

We have always been puppies

[riverspider]

RESIDENT EVIL 9 REQUIEM (2026)

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[teatops]

That “I think I fucked up” was timed perfectly

[moleshow]

[iguanamouth]

bert and ernie go to ikea

[cetitan]

Fuck you delilah what the fuck is new york city

[dogmouthed-doe]

[ID: Tags from prev, reading "#that's a fucking made up place and lying's such a fucking shitty thing to do #what are those towers behind you #why are there two" /end ID.]

[c3rvida3]

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

"Sounds penis, see you in hell"

[depsidase]

[tatumsdrawing]

Every time I see one

[geocaprican]

I make a point to give them a thumbs down 👎 and boooooo at them, or point and laugh 😂

[huffylemon]

[jellogram]

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

[mangonetics]

I'm gonna start a new aesthetic, it's called "badpunk". It's an alternate retro sci-fi look except all the technology is terrible and looks bad. Somebody add pictures, I need examples.

[ghost-mayn]

[jeekoftheweek]

[supermariofuckanweed]

[mangonetics]

Great work everybody these all look like shit

[chromaticabrasions]

yknow kinda something special about the fact that i got a cut on my left hand ring finger while working on someone’s christmas present. that’s gonna leave a scar. every time i look at my ringfinger i’ll be reminded of it. the “wedding band” finger… kinda more intimate than marriage…

[chromaticabrasions]

but also OUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHHIIIIEEEEE

[chromaticabrasions]

[chromaticabrasions]

cut myself on the same finger while trying to cut a bagel…. idk how to romanticize this one guys

[bucketofcrows]

you have to fuck the bagel now

[chromaticabrasions]

i have to fuck the bagel.

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

[yorhaw]

Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.

[footlongdingledong]

hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

[lxcke]

THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

[skippyisntfunny]

[deep-state-partisan]