I wish to destroy all of the goat vr verse.

Purging the parasite is for the greater good, wouldn't you agree?

[news-reporter-lede]

BREAKING ON VIRTUALLY RELIABLE NEWS:

Farmer has been reportedly unconscious and in intensive care for the last few days following an incident with an at this time unknown person, By all accounts, due to the ties that Farmer holds to this universe, the very world we know of may be in grave danger, and on the risk of permanent deletion without his presence here to keep the game running!

Miss Shepherdess, do you have anything to say on this matter?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Hm.. looks like goat vr may finally become completely extinct as we know it.

Good. Very good.

[gatoranimator]

my legal team has advised me to say that i don't actually hauve covid

(my wife's still beautiful tho)

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Now why would you lie about having covid?

[edithupfunnymoments]

annetta just sent me this image. fym you mean "reject modernity" nobody gaf about me i'm just a silly little girl who likes fat old men and also fat old women and also fat old nonbinary people and also otherwise unspecified genres of fat old person

[ayame-hatano]

She sent me that too. Just with my name.

[annetta-little-fishy]

It's In my BLOOOODD in my VEEEIIINNNSSS I was BOORRRNNN to DOOOOOO this

[edithupfunnymoments]

your ass got oil in your VEINS instead of your BRAIN where it should be

[annetta-little-fishy]

you are literally the FOOD NYMPH you were born to be bullied lady mcdonalds

[edithupfunnymoments]

noone gaf i cook hard

[annetta-little-fishy]

cook hard you don't you rather try to fuck FAT OLD MEN instead of using your powers the food is raw but not in the good way

[edithupfunnymoments]

fat old men are awesome hop off me

[annetta-little-fishy]

you got no proof nympho bitcho

[edithupfunnymoments]

fym no proof USE YOUR EYES

[annetta-little-fishy]

THEY AINT HOTTTTT MIDDD

[edithupfunnymoments]

dumb stupid baby alert! i think somebody left behind their dumb stupid baby!

[nolongerwhatitis]

Hey.......

[edithupfunnymoments]

this ain't about you fuck out of here cum boy

[nolongerwhatitis]

1 sa1d the th1ng f1rst.....

[edithupfunnymoments]

noone gaf i said it better now go away rizzler

[nolongerwhatitis]

0h0h0h! Gender me th1s, ed1th up.

[edithupfunnymoments]

i meant to say jizzler my point still stands

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

JARED!!

[silliernoise]

ok guys me and noisette are back on earth anyway jared warrenheim the type of guy to stuff himself with gummy krabby patties

[nolongerwhatitis]

Very well then . . Let's put me up t0 the challenge. Can 1 d0 1t?

[silliernoise]

fuck did you say it like that for

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

WHAT THE FUCK?? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE HIM DO THAT.

[silliernoise]

if he actually decides to do it thats on him all i said is hes the typ of guy to do it

[nolongerwhatitis]

1 ST0LE M0MMYS CRED1T CARD T0 D0 TH1S LETS G0

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

WHAT!! NOOO!!!

[silliernoise]

ok guys me and noisette are back on earth anyway jared warrenheim the type of guy to stuff himself with gummy krabby patties

[nolongerwhatitis]

Very well then . . Let's put me up t0 the challenge. Can 1 d0 1t?

[silliernoise]

fuck did you say it like that for

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

WHAT THE FUCK?? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE HIM DO THAT.

[gatoranimator]

i regret to inform the haters that my wife just showed me a very cool space in her attic that has a tv in it and also a bunch of tapes

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

My body hurts<//3

[gatoranimator]

who is this

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Mother <////3

[gatoranimator]

i regret to inform the haters that my wife just showed me a very cool space in her attic that has a tv in it and also a bunch of tapes

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

My body hurts<//3

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*after a long trek through HR, she comes to knock on @motherlovesbaking's door*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

And what may is it this time? I already know what you're here for. she takes out a giant list with reading glasses on Got attacked by a group of muses? Accidentally ate some steak with muse DNA? aquamarine bite you during one of his tantrums?

[psychotic-muse-defender]

uhh...no, Poppet was the one who bit me.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

.. you can't be serious.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Do I look like I'm joking? *she pulls her shirt down to show the tentacles*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

.. this is one of the top three worst reasons ive seen for someone to become a muse. i mean she just seems so.. pipsqueak-esque.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Worst as is horrifying or worst as in stupidest?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Both.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

...Fair enough. But don't be calling my friend a pipsqueak. Is there any way you can help?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

friend? but dear.. that's a baby.

anyhoot, let me think.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

She's like a little sister to me.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

she giggles

Little..

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she snarls and bares her teeth at her*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Well.. i can think of 5 hosts for you!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

W-W-WA-WAI-WAI-WAIT!!! I DON'T WANT A HOST! I DON'T WANT TO GO FERAL! I WANT TO TURN BACK!!

*once again, she's trembling uncontrollably*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

I can assign you to.. Sylvester?

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she collapses and huddles on the ground* I DON'T WANNA!! PLEASE!!! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME!!!

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Oh! I see.. well.. hm.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

C....can you....help?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Of course I can!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she looks up with four hopeful eyes*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Here, I think my DNA has a small chance of reversing the effects of you already have plenty of it inside of you.. or not so plenty Considering the size of the one who bit you.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

A small chance...? What happens to me if it doesn't work?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Oh I'm sure it'll work!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Alright! Let's do it.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

she pricks her

[psychotic-muse-defender]

YIPE-!!

See, Poppet? All better!

[poppetoiter]

i'a lil pippysqueak.. she makes mouse noises

[psychotic-muse-defender]

That's cute, little one... but see? It's all better!

[poppetoiter]

.. yayy,,

[psychotic-muse-defender]

....I feel weird. *She wipes the sweat off her brow with fingers that are starting to fuse together*

[poppetoiter]

.. Fifi?

[psychotic-muse-defender]

i....I can't stop sweating... is this a side effect of it working, Selene?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

... maybe?!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

No...n-no..... MY HANDS!! YOU MONSTER, YOU TRICKED ME!!

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

WHAT!? I .. I DIDN'T MEAN TOO!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

YOU....YOU.... RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! *she hunches over and collapses as ridges start to form along her spine*

[poppetoiter]

FIFI!!!??

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she whimpers in pain as visions of her future as a Muse rip through her head*

[poppetoiter]

FIFI PLS B OKI!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

I...i want......heehehehehe....i wantttttt meat..........

[poppetoiter]

NO!! FIFI!!!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she purrs, completely absorbed in the thought of being a Muse and not even realizing Poppet is there*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

.. OH MY GOD

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*after a long trek through HR, she comes to knock on @motherlovesbaking's door*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

And what may is it this time? I already know what you're here for. she takes out a giant list with reading glasses on Got attacked by a group of muses? Accidentally ate some steak with muse DNA? aquamarine bite you during one of his tantrums?

[psychotic-muse-defender]

uhh...no, Poppet was the one who bit me.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

.. you can't be serious.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Do I look like I'm joking? *she pulls her shirt down to show the tentacles*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

.. this is one of the top three worst reasons ive seen for someone to become a muse. i mean she just seems so.. pipsqueak-esque.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Worst as is horrifying or worst as in stupidest?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Both.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

...Fair enough. But don't be calling my friend a pipsqueak. Is there any way you can help?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

friend? but dear.. that's a baby.

anyhoot, let me think.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

She's like a little sister to me.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

she giggles

Little..

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she snarls and bares her teeth at her*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Well.. i can think of 5 hosts for you!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

W-W-WA-WAI-WAI-WAIT!!! I DON'T WANT A HOST! I DON'T WANT TO GO FERAL! I WANT TO TURN BACK!!

*once again, she's trembling uncontrollably*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

I can assign you to.. Sylvester?

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she collapses and huddles on the ground* I DON'T WANNA!! PLEASE!!! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME!!!

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Oh! I see.. well.. hm.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

C....can you....help?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Of course I can!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she looks up with four hopeful eyes*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Here, I think my DNA has a small chance of reversing the effects of you already have plenty of it inside of you.. or not so plenty Considering the size of the one who bit you.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

A small chance...? What happens to me if it doesn't work?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Oh I'm sure it'll work!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Alright! Let's do it.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

she pricks her

[psychotic-muse-defender]

YIPE-!!

See, Poppet? All better!

[poppetoiter]

i'a lil pippysqueak.. she makes mouse noises

[psychotic-muse-defender]

That's cute, little one... but see? It's all better!

[poppetoiter]

.. yayy,,

[psychotic-muse-defender]

....I feel weird. *She wipes the sweat off her brow with fingers that are starting to fuse together*

[poppetoiter]

.. Fifi?

[psychotic-muse-defender]

i....I can't stop sweating... is this a side effect of it working, Selene?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

... maybe?!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

No...n-no..... MY HANDS!! YOU MONSTER, YOU TRICKED ME!!

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

WHAT!? I .. I DIDN'T MEAN TOO!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*after a long trek through HR, she comes to knock on @motherlovesbaking's door*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

And what may is it this time? I already know what you're here for. she takes out a giant list with reading glasses on Got attacked by a group of muses? Accidentally ate some steak with muse DNA? aquamarine bite you during one of his tantrums?

[psychotic-muse-defender]

uhh...no, Poppet was the one who bit me.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

.. you can't be serious.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Do I look like I'm joking? *she pulls her shirt down to show the tentacles*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

.. this is one of the top three worst reasons ive seen for someone to become a muse. i mean she just seems so.. pipsqueak-esque.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Worst as is horrifying or worst as in stupidest?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Both.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

...Fair enough. But don't be calling my friend a pipsqueak. Is there any way you can help?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

friend? but dear.. that's a baby.

anyhoot, let me think.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

She's like a little sister to me.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

she giggles

Little..

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she snarls and bares her teeth at her*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Well.. i can think of 5 hosts for you!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

W-W-WA-WAI-WAI-WAIT!!! I DON'T WANT A HOST! I DON'T WANT TO GO FERAL! I WANT TO TURN BACK!!

*once again, she's trembling uncontrollably*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

I can assign you to.. Sylvester?

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she collapses and huddles on the ground* I DON'T WANNA!! PLEASE!!! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME!!!

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Oh! I see.. well.. hm.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

C....can you....help?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Of course I can!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she looks up with four hopeful eyes*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Here, I think my DNA has a small chance of reversing the effects of you already have plenty of it inside of you.. or not so plenty Considering the size of the one who bit you.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

A small chance...? What happens to me if it doesn't work?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Oh I'm sure it'll work!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Alright! Let's do it.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

she pricks her

[psychotic-muse-defender]

YIPE-!!

See, Poppet? All better!

[poppetoiter]

i'a lil pippysqueak.. she makes mouse noises

[psychotic-muse-defender]

That's cute, little one... but see? It's all better!

[poppetoiter]

.. yayy,,

[psychotic-muse-defender]

....I feel weird. *She wipes the sweat off her brow with fingers that are starting to fuse together*

[poppetoiter]

.. Fifi?

[psychotic-muse-defender]

i....I can't stop sweating... is this a side effect of it working, Selene?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

... maybe?!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*after a long trek through HR, she comes to knock on @motherlovesbaking's door*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

And what may is it this time? I already know what you're here for. she takes out a giant list with reading glasses on Got attacked by a group of muses? Accidentally ate some steak with muse DNA? aquamarine bite you during one of his tantrums?

[psychotic-muse-defender]

uhh...no, Poppet was the one who bit me.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

.. you can't be serious.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Do I look like I'm joking? *she pulls her shirt down to show the tentacles*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

.. this is one of the top three worst reasons ive seen for someone to become a muse. i mean she just seems so.. pipsqueak-esque.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Worst as is horrifying or worst as in stupidest?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Both.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

...Fair enough. But don't be calling my friend a pipsqueak. Is there any way you can help?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

friend? but dear.. that's a baby.

anyhoot, let me think.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

She's like a little sister to me.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

she giggles

Little..

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she snarls and bares her teeth at her*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Well.. i can think of 5 hosts for you!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

W-W-WA-WAI-WAI-WAIT!!! I DON'T WANT A HOST! I DON'T WANT TO GO FERAL! I WANT TO TURN BACK!!

*once again, she's trembling uncontrollably*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

I can assign you to.. Sylvester?

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she collapses and huddles on the ground* I DON'T WANNA!! PLEASE!!! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME!!!

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Oh! I see.. well.. hm.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

C....can you....help?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Of course I can!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she looks up with four hopeful eyes*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Here, I think my DNA has a small chance of reversing the effects of you already have plenty of it inside of you.. or not so plenty Considering the size of the one who bit you.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

A small chance...? What happens to me if it doesn't work?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Oh I'm sure it'll work!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Alright! Let's do it.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

she pricks her

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*after a long trek through HR, she comes to knock on @motherlovesbaking's door*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

And what may is it this time? I already know what you're here for. she takes out a giant list with reading glasses on Got attacked by a group of muses? Accidentally ate some steak with muse DNA? aquamarine bite you during one of his tantrums?

[psychotic-muse-defender]

uhh...no, Poppet was the one who bit me.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

.. you can't be serious.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Do I look like I'm joking? *she pulls her shirt down to show the tentacles*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

.. this is one of the top three worst reasons ive seen for someone to become a muse. i mean she just seems so.. pipsqueak-esque.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Worst as is horrifying or worst as in stupidest?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Both.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

...Fair enough. But don't be calling my friend a pipsqueak. Is there any way you can help?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

friend? but dear.. that's a baby.

anyhoot, let me think.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

She's like a little sister to me.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

she giggles

Little..

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she snarls and bares her teeth at her*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Well.. i can think of 5 hosts for you!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

W-W-WA-WAI-WAI-WAIT!!! I DON'T WANT A HOST! I DON'T WANT TO GO FERAL! I WANT TO TURN BACK!!

*once again, she's trembling uncontrollably*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

I can assign you to.. Sylvester?

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she collapses and huddles on the ground* I DON'T WANNA!! PLEASE!!! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME!!!

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Oh! I see.. well.. hm.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

C....can you....help?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Of course I can!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she looks up with four hopeful eyes*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Here, I think my DNA has a small chance of reversing the effects of you already have plenty of it inside of you.. or not so plenty Considering the size of the one who bit you.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

A small chance...? What happens to me if it doesn't work?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Oh I'm sure it'll work!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*after a long trek through HR, she comes to knock on @motherlovesbaking's door*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

And what may is it this time? I already know what you're here for. she takes out a giant list with reading glasses on Got attacked by a group of muses? Accidentally ate some steak with muse DNA? aquamarine bite you during one of his tantrums?

[psychotic-muse-defender]

uhh...no, Poppet was the one who bit me.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

.. you can't be serious.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Do I look like I'm joking? *she pulls her shirt down to show the tentacles*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

.. this is one of the top three worst reasons ive seen for someone to become a muse. i mean she just seems so.. pipsqueak-esque.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Worst as is horrifying or worst as in stupidest?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Both.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

...Fair enough. But don't be calling my friend a pipsqueak. Is there any way you can help?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

friend? but dear.. that's a baby.

anyhoot, let me think.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

She's like a little sister to me.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

she giggles

Little..

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she snarls and bares her teeth at her*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Well.. i can think of 5 hosts for you!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

W-W-WA-WAI-WAI-WAIT!!! I DON'T WANT A HOST! I DON'T WANT TO GO FERAL! I WANT TO TURN BACK!!

*once again, she's trembling uncontrollably*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

I can assign you to.. Sylvester?

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she collapses and huddles on the ground* I DON'T WANNA!! PLEASE!!! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME!!!

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Oh! I see.. well.. hm.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

C....can you....help?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Of course I can!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she looks up with four hopeful eyes*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Here, I think my DNA has a small chance of reversing the effects of you already have plenty of it inside of you.. or not so plenty Considering the size of the one who bit you.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*after a long trek through HR, she comes to knock on @motherlovesbaking's door*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

And what may is it this time? I already know what you're here for. she takes out a giant list with reading glasses on Got attacked by a group of muses? Accidentally ate some steak with muse DNA? aquamarine bite you during one of his tantrums?

[psychotic-muse-defender]

uhh...no, Poppet was the one who bit me.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

.. you can't be serious.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Do I look like I'm joking? *she pulls her shirt down to show the tentacles*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

.. this is one of the top three worst reasons ive seen for someone to become a muse. i mean she just seems so.. pipsqueak-esque.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Worst as is horrifying or worst as in stupidest?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Both.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

...Fair enough. But don't be calling my friend a pipsqueak. Is there any way you can help?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

friend? but dear.. that's a baby.

anyhoot, let me think.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

She's like a little sister to me.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

she giggles

Little..

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she snarls and bares her teeth at her*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Well.. i can think of 5 hosts for you!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

W-W-WA-WAI-WAI-WAIT!!! I DON'T WANT A HOST! I DON'T WANT TO GO FERAL! I WANT TO TURN BACK!!

*once again, she's trembling uncontrollably*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

I can assign you to.. Sylvester?

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she collapses and huddles on the ground* I DON'T WANNA!! PLEASE!!! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME!!!

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Oh! I see.. well.. hm.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

C....can you....help?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Of course I can!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*after a long trek through HR, she comes to knock on @motherlovesbaking's door*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

And what may is it this time? I already know what you're here for. she takes out a giant list with reading glasses on Got attacked by a group of muses? Accidentally ate some steak with muse DNA? aquamarine bite you during one of his tantrums?

[psychotic-muse-defender]

uhh...no, Poppet was the one who bit me.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

.. you can't be serious.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Do I look like I'm joking? *she pulls her shirt down to show the tentacles*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

.. this is one of the top three worst reasons ive seen for someone to become a muse. i mean she just seems so.. pipsqueak-esque.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Worst as is horrifying or worst as in stupidest?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Both.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

...Fair enough. But don't be calling my friend a pipsqueak. Is there any way you can help?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

friend? but dear.. that's a baby.

anyhoot, let me think.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

She's like a little sister to me.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

she giggles

Little..

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she snarls and bares her teeth at her*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Well.. i can think of 5 hosts for you!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

W-W-WA-WAI-WAI-WAIT!!! I DON'T WANT A HOST! I DON'T WANT TO GO FERAL! I WANT TO TURN BACK!!

*once again, she's trembling uncontrollably*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

I can assign you to.. Sylvester?

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she collapses and huddles on the ground* I DON'T WANNA!! PLEASE!!! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME!!!

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Oh! I see.. well.. hm.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*after a long trek through HR, she comes to knock on @motherlovesbaking's door*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

And what may is it this time? I already know what you're here for. she takes out a giant list with reading glasses on Got attacked by a group of muses? Accidentally ate some steak with muse DNA? aquamarine bite you during one of his tantrums?

[psychotic-muse-defender]

uhh...no, Poppet was the one who bit me.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

.. you can't be serious.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Do I look like I'm joking? *she pulls her shirt down to show the tentacles*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

.. this is one of the top three worst reasons ive seen for someone to become a muse. i mean she just seems so.. pipsqueak-esque.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Worst as is horrifying or worst as in stupidest?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Both.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

...Fair enough. But don't be calling my friend a pipsqueak. Is there any way you can help?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

friend? but dear.. that's a baby.

anyhoot, let me think.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

She's like a little sister to me.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

she giggles

Little..

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she snarls and bares her teeth at her*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Well.. i can think of 5 hosts for you!

[psychotic-muse-defender]

W-W-WA-WAI-WAI-WAIT!!! I DON'T WANT A HOST! I DON'T WANT TO GO FERAL! I WANT TO TURN BACK!!

*once again, she's trembling uncontrollably*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

I can assign you to.. Sylvester?

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*after a long trek through HR, she comes to knock on @motherlovesbaking's door*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

And what may is it this time? I already know what you're here for. she takes out a giant list with reading glasses on Got attacked by a group of muses? Accidentally ate some steak with muse DNA? aquamarine bite you during one of his tantrums?

[psychotic-muse-defender]

uhh...no, Poppet was the one who bit me.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

.. you can't be serious.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Do I look like I'm joking? *she pulls her shirt down to show the tentacles*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

.. this is one of the top three worst reasons ive seen for someone to become a muse. i mean she just seems so.. pipsqueak-esque.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

Worst as is horrifying or worst as in stupidest?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Both.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

...Fair enough. But don't be calling my friend a pipsqueak. Is there any way you can help?

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

friend? but dear.. that's a baby.

anyhoot, let me think.

[psychotic-muse-defender]

She's like a little sister to me.

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

she giggles

Little..

[psychotic-muse-defender]

*she snarls and bares her teeth at her*

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

Well.. i can think of 5 hosts for you!