Peppino's Pizza!

The best-a pizza in town-a!

[dynamiteman]

GOD DAMN IT, WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE STRAYS AROUND HERE?! I WAS ASLEEP FOR ALL OF FIVE MINUTES!

[peppinopizza]

No you weren't

[grandpappy-spaghetti]

@peppinopizza @tipsymomstalgic @edithupfunnymoments What are you doing to my hard work.

[tipsymomstalgic]

Excuse me?!

[grandpappy-spaghetti]

Normally I'd let bygones be bygones, but not only did you trap me in a dog toy, you INVITED THIS WALRUS... MAN... THING!!!

[peppinopizza]

We didn't invite him he just showed up at our pizzeria

Besides he might need our help or something, you know how it is with this place

[bruschetta-the-italian]

He could'a been here since Dusk!!!

[peppinopizza]

Exactly!

[grandpappy-spaghetti]

@peppinopizza @tipsymomstalgic @edithupfunnymoments What are you doing to my hard work.

[tipsymomstalgic]

Excuse me?!

[grandpappy-spaghetti]

Normally I'd let bygones be bygones, but not only did you trap me in a dog toy, you INVITED THIS WALRUS... MAN... THING!!!

[peppinopizza]

We didn't invite him he just showed up at our pizzeria

Besides he might need our help or something, you know how it is with this place

[realpizzahead]

@pico-graham HAHA. YOUR PAWNS ARE GONE.

WAIT.

YOUR PAWNS ARE GONE! THERE'S JUST ONE THING WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH NOW!

[peppinopizza]

I cannot believe I'm saying this but go get him

[normalandregularpaddle]

i'd say i don't really like this new album but i don't even think the band does besides the new one

[hallelujah-holly]

Its so bad i genuinely have ideation and considering right now.

[normalandregularpaddle]

it's like, everyone is trying so hard to salvage it but the actual material is just irredeemable and

[scott-the-fantastick]

My apologies to SHRIMPO here but I have to make an announcement! I, Wario, need your help! So I'd better see a couch somewhere in the crowd! And if you don't have one on you, then get out there and get me one! It's an urgent matter!

[edithupfunnymoments]

no bro what you need is to touch some fuckin grass

[tipsymomstalgic]

Ugh, god, it smells like rat feces in this place!

No offense to that darling brick.

[scott-the-fantastick]

GET OFF ME!!!!!! I'M TRYING TO RUN A SHOW HERE!!!!!!!

[burtonstone]

Absolutely.. NOT!!!

[scott-the-fantastick]

BUT THE COUCH! THINK OF THE COUCH!

[distraction-news-on-the-air]

ooohhh my god.

This'll make for a wonderful article.

[scott-the-fantastick]

YOU CAN'T JUST GO AND WRITE ARTICLES ABOUT Anyone you think is.... weird....

Speaking of, is it just me or am I getting taller again?

[atarutheawesome]

Heh heh! I just can't believe what you did! Almost feels like Springfield!

[lovely-oni]

..DARLING...😭😭 I HATE THIS DARLING!!

[normalandregularpaddle]

electrocute that man! now!!!!

[lovely-oni]

DIVINE DONUT-IBUTION!!!

[atarutheawesome]

But I wanna go to Japan--HARGAHRGAHRBARHGBAGRHGARBGHARBHARBGARHBABGHRGBRBGH!!!!!!!

[atarutheawesome]

Ugh, my head....

THE HELL WAS THAT FOR ANYWAY?!

[pico-graham]

I AM RAT THE KING OF MUSIC. I HAVE POSSESSED PICOS BODY SO I CAN SAY .. FUCK MIGHTY DIGITAL CIRCUS

[edithupfunnymoments]

@burtonstone isn't this the guy who got your friend

[pico-graham]

SHUT UP BITCH

RIGHT NOW, WE'RE GOING TO JERK OFF TO THE LIKES OF

Patrick star.

Globox.

AND YES, EVEN KAO THE KANGAROO.

[gatoranimator]

HOP OFF KAO THE KANGAROO.

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YO WHY IS THERE A GIANT FISH IN A BALL THE SIZE OF THE EARTH COVERING UP THE MOON IN THE SKY RIGHT NOW

[peppinopizza]

@realpizzahead FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO SOMETHING BEFORE EVERYTHING DIES

[whatasillyjilly]

Ihavent been here for a whole day and i am being made aware of a disappearance and a guy with some sort of mind virus related to the simpson

I liked the shrimp pizza though thanks @peppinopizza will probably go again

[peppinopizza]

Glad you enjoyed it but please be careful for the time being

[silliernoise]

yeah sorry the pizzas so ass you will throw up at least once in the coming days i would advise against scissoring or whatever it is you do with the tall one

[silly-noisette]

It's not THAT bad!

[silliernoise]

probably but this is about commitment to the bit

[peppinopizza]

The bit of being a pain in the ass yeah I can see that

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

I got a wicked ass boner rn

[peppinopizza]

Put it away

[whatasillyjilly]

Ihavent been here for a whole day and i am being made aware of a disappearance and a guy with some sort of mind virus related to the simpson

I liked the shrimp pizza though thanks @peppinopizza will probably go again

[peppinopizza]

Glad you enjoyed it but please be careful for the time being

[silliernoise]

yeah sorry the pizzas so ass you will throw up at least once in the coming days i would advise against scissoring or whatever it is you do with the tall one

[silly-noisette]

It's not THAT bad!

[silliernoise]

probably but this is about commitment to the bit

[peppinopizza]

The bit of being a pain in the ass yeah I can see that

[whatasillyjilly]

Ihavent been here for a whole day and i am being made aware of a disappearance and a guy with some sort of mind virus related to the simpson

I liked the shrimp pizza though thanks @peppinopizza will probably go again

[peppinopizza]

Glad you enjoyed it but please be careful for the time being

[silliernoise]

buy my drink for five follars

[tipsymomstalgic]

I don't feel like it.

💤💤💤💤

[silliernoise]

girl you never feel like doing anything nice

[tipsymomstalgic]

That's what you think, "Chuckle-Fuckilous" (got this from a youngster i know.)

I have a loving beautiful prosperous family, wine, and you don't.

Those are pretty nice if you don't ask me

[silliernoise]

youre LITERALLY the oldest person ever

what was it like talking to this guy lmao

[tipsymomstalgic]

With all the highest due respect

Oh wait a minute

I forgot

Highest doesn't exist for you due to your height.

With all the shortest due respects, I mean .

You are a grown adult man who I imagine is over the age of 20+ spending his life becoming the next big mr stick with your doohickery bullshit because you're on the brink collapse of a mid life crisis. I don't want to hear anything that comes out of your pint sized mouth about me.

[bomspwnu]

:o( that's mean.... i like his videos!

[tipsymomstalgic]

Wait a minute, who are you? An alternate account of his ?

[bomspwnu]

C'MON, MISSY! YOU GOTTA KEEP UP WITH THE TIMES! WE'RE BOOM BUSTER, THE BEST WRECKIN' CREW IN TOWN.

AND BY WE I MEAN BUSTER N' BRIDGET. BRIDGET'S THE BLUE TEXT.

[tipsymomstalgic]

Oh, how sweet..

Genuinely very sweet.

Why can I never get tone across

[bomspwnu]

HEY, WE ALL HAVE OUR SETBACKS. ONE MIGHT EVEN SAY IN LIFE... YOU HAVE ROADBLOCKS!!!!!

[tipsymomstalgic]

[silliernoise]

reacting to a pair of strangers with a pic of the guy who got his friend inflated big and round

what did she mean by this

[peppinopizza]

You need a job so bad

[peppinopizza]

By the way @silliernoise @annetta-little-fishy i don't know which one of you did this but i swear to god i will FUCKING pull you both apart when i get her out of there

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

Don't worry, Pal!

I'm takin' great care of her.

[peppinopizza]

I don't care I'm getting her back

[bruschetta-the-italian]

Papa!!

Im so sorry I've been such a bad daughter, I really am!

Just please.. I don't wanna be a goat! Take me back Papa, please!

[peppinopizza]

We'll get out of there together I promise

[peppinopizza]

By the way @silliernoise @annetta-little-fishy i don't know which one of you did this but i swear to god i will FUCKING pull you both apart when i get her out of there

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

Don't worry, Pal!

I'm takin' great care of her.

[peppinopizza]

I don't care I'm getting her back

[peppinopizza]

By the way @silliernoise @annetta-little-fishy i don't know which one of you did this but i swear to god i will FUCKING pull you both apart when i get her out of there

[annetta-little-fishy]

where did. where did. noise go?

[abduct-or-gift]

ohh you know

[silliernoise]

get me the FUCK out of here you oily piece of shit

[abduct-or-gift]

THE HELL TO YOU FOR TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT. YOU ARE FIVE YEARS OLD

[silliernoise]

im THIRTY FOUR dumbass taste my noise bomb storm

[silliernoise]

where are my noise bombs

[ddynamitewoman]

got hungry

[silliernoise]

@dynamiteman get your dog lil bro

[dynamiteman]

SHE'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW.

[ddynamitewoman]

and trst me buddy when i say..I am a fun prblm ♥️

well im not ur prblm trchnially now go make me sum toys little boy

[dynamiteman]

AH. OKAY. COOL.

[stingerflynn]

hey if anyonΣ doΣsnt mind i think ill just...takΣ ovΣr his tv show or somΣthing

sΣΣms fun..what could go wrong

[peppinopizza]

Riiiiight

@bruschetta-the-italian Are you sure this is a good idea

[silliernoise]

not to brag but i made a movie and its kind of peak

[joyousdoise]

i was also in this movie btw. if anyone cares

[tipsymomstalgic]

wait, what the fuck?

[peppinopizza]

THERE'S TWO OF THEM??

[bruschetta-the-italian]

@peppinopizza GUESS WHAT DAY IT ISSSSS

[peppinopizza]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

GUESS WHO'S TURNING 13 THIS MONTH!!!

[annetta-little-fishy]

girl ain't nobody gaf

[peppinopizza]

WRONG

I care

[scott-the-fantastick]

@peppinopizza Hi peppi! I need to talk to you for a minute, come out.

[peppinopizza]

What are you trying to do this time

[scott-the-fantastick]

Well, I've been thinking... We've really got to go somewhere fancy soon, my birthday's coming up and we both know you wouldn't wanna disappoint your girlfriend...

[peppinopizza]

Scott I know it's you

You can stop doing

Whatever this is

[bruschetta-the-italian]

I don't know.. that does kinda look her .. kinda.

[scott-the-fantastick]

See? Bruschi HATED me, and she can recognize me better than the love of my life. A shame, really.

[peppinopizza]

Why are you suddenly wearing glasses then

[scott-the-fantastick]

I'm an old old lady... it was bound to happen.

[tipsymomstalgic]

I just got back from the store. What's going on

[peppinopizza]

Oh you know

My landlord pretending to be you