• Incorrect 007 First Light Quotes •
A/n: This is all you're gonna get from me until tomorrow 🤣
Reader: I wish I could block people in real life.
Moneypenny: Restraining order
Reader: Hey James, what are you eating?
James Bond: A family sized bag of sweets.
Reader: James that's not family sized....that's regular sized....
James Bond:Everything is family sized when you dont have a family.
Reader: *whispering* James...nOo
James Bond: • • •_-• - / ... - •_• •_• -.-
James Bond: Remorse Code.
Reader: I am even angery now.
Reader: *With their child*
Lennox Monroe: *Eating in the McDonald's play area*
Random child: *staring at him*
Lennox Monroe: McFuck you looking at.
M: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
M: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
James Bond: What the hell?!
Cressida: Why are you on the floor?
James Bond: I’m depressed.
James Bond: Also I was shot, can you get Reader, please.
Reader: Wow, it’s a barren featureless wasteland out there isn’t it?
John Greenway: … Reader, try turning the map around.
James Bond: You’re mad at me.
Reader: I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.
James Bond: Oh, come on. Everyone knows that’s worse
James Bond: Don’t worry darling, you’ve got everything you need to defeat them.
Reader: The power to believe in myself?
Reader: Here you are, Q. Nice hot cup of tea.
Q: I’m not even sure it is tea.
James Bond: How much sleep did you get?
Reader: Minutes. God! Monroe, would you shut the fuck up?
Lennox Monroe: *Checking his phone* What the fuck? I didn’t even say anything.
Moneypenny: Did you really have to shot him?
Reader: You weren't there, you didn't hear what he said to me.
Moneypenny: And what did he say?
Reader: "What are you gonna do? Shot me?"
James Bond, nodding: That's fair.
Reader: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Cressida: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
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