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my pfp survived the ban somehow

[ayanos]

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[thememedaddy]

[ayanos]

I need to be put down

[ayanos]

heh… got my second chance #winning

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

[ayanos]

went to see supergirl today and had to hold in my laughing bc this was all I could think of

[ayanos]

mental illness is so embarrassing when it doesn’t go away

[ayanos]

forcing all my friends to watch drive and blocking anyone who looks at me confused when I exclusively use she/her pronouns for driver

[sixty-silver-wishes]

I love it when headlines get cut off

[jazzy-mint-219]

[icekingnicekingville]

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[quietwingsinthesky]

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

[nociceptrix]

tweet sequence of a not-quite-friend and artist i admire that i find myself thinking of constantly

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of