Muslim-Orthodox Jihad

Jesus said if they ain’t like me they ain’t gone like you if they wanted to pursucted me they gone purscaue you

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

thinking about the time I made a post saying I was watching American Psycho and some overactive good citizen came sprinting from the woodwork to go "make sure you remember that the book was written by a gay man and the movie is directed by a woman and it's not glorifying Patrick Bateman!!!" yeah cheers man I was def going to go start killing people with an ax if you hadn't said that

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

[angelicguy]

Hate it when someone I know gets poisoned and suddenly it's their whole personality

[angelicguy]

They get highkey obsessed with antidotes

[wholesome-animal-images]

[plumslices]

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

Wait okay since his grandma had a stroke and he's a pianist.... Can you guys suggest some interesting piano-heavy pieces? Not classical music just music with lots of good piano if you know what I mean.... I wanna impress but I don't wanna be out of my depth and I really don't like classical music, belive me, people tried making me but it never took....

[bitterhalf]

this was her manifesting pinkpantheress

[imintheotherroom]

[iamanewvagina101]

Yes

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

Men with small nipples getting them pierced I'd like dudes with small dick getting magnum condoms 😂😂😂

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

I genuinely think I might fix all my shit by the end of this year. Unless alcoholism wins 😂

[humiliationvictim]

My followers are evil people who mock me

[xylophonetangerine]

I didn't even know they had a category for that

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Hollywood really could have that category

[grapnel]

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

[confield]

Stopped caring about music like 1.5 years ago now I only care about dinner