Dive;

Ayden Palmer; 17 going on 18. Gryffindor is where I'm at; lurking around the hallways, fulfilling my Prefectly duties.

[ayden-palmer]

"I love Chinese food. Yeah! You know that it's true. Yeah!"

"I love fried rice, I love noodles, I love chow mein, chow me-e-e-"

[ayden-palmer]

Oh wow.

[james-jokesmith]

No, no, no. It’s definitely not me, it’s all you, Ayd.  You and your disturbing rituals to Venus. 

[ayden-palmer]

No, no, it's you. 

You and your obsession and creepy attachment to nudist colonies. And Cocker Spaniels.

[misty-wood-deactivated20130318]

Taking auditions for a valentine.

[ayden-palmer]

Auditions...?

[ayden-palmer]

Oh wow.

[james-jokesmith]

… You’re breaking up with me? 

[ayden-palmer]

Yes, I am. It's you, not me.

[isobel--thurston]

So

Looks like I’ll be spending tomorrow evening with cakeballs rather than with a Valentine. I also just realized that Single Awareness Day stands for SAD.

[ayden-palmer]

It could also stand for... Sappy... A...nimals Day. Smile, Is. For the sappy... animals...?

But Happy Valentine's Day, Is.

[nate-fg-blog]

So.... Valentine's huh?

[ayden-palmer]

I'm more for celebrating Chinese New Year—with red packets, well wishes, ethnic diversity, woo.

[julian-peakes]

Valentine's is just another Thursday...

[marcuszabini]

And New Years just means writing another number on your essays.

[ayden-palmer]

That too.

[ayden-palmer]

Oh wow.

[james-jokesmith]

I know your plans, Ayd. You’re gonna ditch Earth for Venus.  

[ayden-palmer]

No, no. I'm breaking up with you... and then I'm ditching Earth for Venus. It ain't a secret.

[julian-peakes]

Valentine's is just another Thursday...

[ayden-palmer]

Just like how a birthday is just another year to your age which will inevitably lead you closer to your incoming death...

[xavier-jung-deactivated20131227]

What's with the fourth years asking me to be their Valentine's?

[xavier-jung-deactivated20131227]

Palmer. Do you have a Valentine this year? Or you’re like me, don’t really give a boggart about it?

[ayden-palmer]

Actually, I didn't know Valentine's Day was tomorrow. Wow, it's February already.

[xavier-jung-deactivated20131227]

What's with the fourth years asking me to be their Valentine's?

[xavier-jung-deactivated20131227]

Oh yay. 

[ayden-palmer]

[xavier-jung-deactivated20131227]

What's with the fourth years asking me to be their Valentine's?

Do I even know you? Merlin. 

[ayden-palmer]

Perhaps you released the fiery passion in them and they couldn't stop themselves.

[rose-weasleyrp-deactivated20130]

Are Nargles even real?

Because a first year just told me it ‘looked like I had Nargles’ and ‘I should get it checked out’. Should I be concerned?

[ayden-palmer]

As long as they don't start a colony in your hair, Rose.

[ayden-palmer]

Oh wow.

[liisa-land-blog]

Yes, I can’t deny I was probably that bad when I was younger.

Thank you. That would be much appreciated.

[ayden-palmer]

I think... when I was in my first-year, some people vowed to kill us because James was there. And Riley. And Eddie. Maybe a little of Quentin as well.

No problem. It'll be fun.

[ayden-palmer]

Oh wow.

[marcuszabini]

Hey! Liisa’s really bugging me… It’s not like she never complained about someone before.

[ayden-palmer]

And Ayden's here to promote love and peace.

And I have plans to hunt the first-year like a !Kung Bushman... well, not exactly... But it seems like fun to scare him a little, but I'll apologise after that.

[ayden-palmer]

Oh wow.

[feliciatheeagle]

….Oh ..my… I don’t think my room is like that, but.. wow...

W..watching out for m-me? 

[ayden-palmer]

We had the textbooks enlarged to make the slide really worth it, but plans are underway to conceal it. Think Professor McGonagall might kill us if she saw, and invisibility cloaks can only last us a while.

Not in a stalker-like manner. You're the one who will take over Hogwarts one day, we gotta make sure you're safe.

[ayden-palmer]

Oh wow.

[feliciatheeagle]

I know… but.. I.. like.. my…room…

Significant other? Ayden, have you found yours? I think I’ll just sticks to my stars. 

[ayden-palmer]

I like my room too. After the huge landslide of textbooks the other day, our room now has a giant slide. It's fun, if you know the right spell.

No, significant other. Just some exes. Though I know a few people watching out for you and seeing if you'll find yours...