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Marcus Zabini Former Slytherin Better than you'll ever be

[marcuszabini]

Don't look at me.

[james-jokesmith]

Gladly.

[marcuszabini]

What do you call that?

[marcuszabini]

Don't look at me.

[liisa-land-blog]

Anyone wanna help me stage a murder?

[liisa-land-blog]

You’re so sassy and dumb I find myself entertained by you. 

It’s better than talking to trees, anyway. I mean, it’s more interesting for me. You, on the other hand, don’t seem to find much amusement in me so, just so you know, talking to trees is always an option. If you ever find yourself that desperate. 

[marcuszabini]

You talk to trees? That's weird.

I already knew you were weird, but that is really weird.

[liisa-land-blog]

Anyone wanna help me stage a murder?

[liisa-land-blog]

I’m baffled as to why we even interact.

We hate each other.

[marcuszabini]

Yeah. 

I don't know either. You and your little Ravenclaw buddy are the only ones around here anymore...

[liisa-land-blog]

Anyone wanna help me stage a murder?

[liisa-land-blog]

I didn’t think that was a real thing.

Do you have, like, Narcolepsy or something? Most people don’t fully collapse at boredom. 

[marcuszabini]

And most people aren't as boring as you.

[suzyhayward]

I miss everyone.

[suzyhayward]

What the hell are you doing with your eyebrows?

[marcuszabini]

My eyebrows are perfectly normal thank you very much!

[liisa-land-blog]

Anyone wanna help me stage a murder?

[marcuszabini]

I’m sorry, I think I fell asleep from not caring. 

I was just messing with you Kross. Don’t freak out.

[liisa-land-blog]

…okay…

Am I allowed to wonder what you’re doing on the ground?

[marcuszabini]

I thought it was pretty clear! You were really boring so I fell asleep.

[liisa-land-blog]

Anyone wanna help me stage a murder?

[liisa-land-blog]

You’re not making me any more comfortable!

Merlin, what are you planning on doing with my dead body parts, Zabini??

[marcuszabini]

I'm sorry, I think I fell asleep from not caring. 

I was just messing with you Kross. Don't freak out.

[liisa-land-blog]

Anyone wanna help me stage a murder?

[liisa-land-blog]

People.

People.

Well, I don’t feel concerned for my personal safety at all, now! 

[marcuszabini]

Aww don't worry Liisa. No ones going to hurt you!

[liisa-land-blog]

Anyone wanna help me stage a murder?

[liisa-land-blog]

I—

Ar—

W-wh—appealing to who?

[marcuszabini]

Oh. I don't know.

People.

[marcuszabini]

Hey asshole

Hey

[marcuszabini]

*Force feeds you truth serum* If you had to have sex with anyone in the school, who would it be?

Misty

[liisa-land-blog]

Anyone wanna help me stage a murder?

[liisa-land-blog]

That would be fun, actually.

You do realize that “stage” is the key word here, though, so I wouldn’t actually be dead.

And you’d have to handle my dead body so…the offer is probably less appealing than it originally seemed…

[marcuszabini]

There are plenty of things I could do with your body Liisa. Not all of them unappealing.

[suzyhayward]

I miss everyone.

[suzyhayward]

Wow, asshole, was I asking you?

Go away.

[marcuszabini]

Okay Suzy. If that's what you really want.

[xavier-jung-deactivated20131227]

And I liked it so much better when it was quiet.

I hate people. 

[marcuszabini]

Same.

[liisa-land-blog]

Anyone wanna help me stage a murder?

I’m getting really bored, and something fun needs to happen.

[marcuszabini]

Your murder? I'd be down with that.

[suzyhayward]

I miss everyone.

I haven’t been talking to anyone in ages…

[marcuszabini]

It's probably because you're an annoying whiny little girl.