Tomorrow is a long time

[yesterdaysprint]

El Paso Herald, Texas, July 21, 1928

[radioh]

this rlly evil on a level i don’t understand

[thyrell]

just lettin y'all know from a legal standpoint this is super not legally binding, they gave you that money and it's yours now UNLESS YOU SIGN THIS. theyre obviously trying to make this look like a notice but it's not, it's a legally binding contract if you sign and return it so SHRED THAT SHIT

[history-and-stuff-and-things]

[estradiol]

I’m just a mushroom in an open field and god is a 6 year old boy booting me into orbit

[barbienefertiti]

[floralobsessednerd]

[kumagawa]

A male president? I dont know,…what if he gets a boner and we have another cold war

[renaissanceenby]

what if a girl rejects him and he goes on a killing spree?

[magicalfisheye-deactivated20160]

What if he sleeps with one of the interns? You know men can’t help themselves.

[captain-snark]

What if he gets kicked in the balls? I hear that’s WORSE than menstruation even

[clonesdreamgirl]

What if he gets in a pissing contest with another male leader and starts a nuclear war?

[blackandmildwithgod]

The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true.

You see When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

So really the first sin was Man’s passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.

[murder-she-wont-deactivated2017]

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

[blackandmildwithgod]

I was in a bible study we went over this part and I just sat there like “wait what?!?”

[slightlycoolemma-deactivated201]

Yup! This is so real!

[tiredassperra-deactivated201704]

So what you’re saying is the original sin was man not fucking protecting his wife lmao

[kushandwizdom]

Adam was a fuck boy?

[blank-ocean]

[tiku-tiku]

Omfg! I’ve had this argument so many times!

[b-rainrot]

Apparently a theory is that we’re sinful because we have human fathers. Jesus was born of Mary without a human dad which is why he was pure.

👀👀

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

All men are fuckboys

[eronthebender]

FUCK

[the1movement]

[fun-ta-mental]

All men Ain’t shit for the bible told me so.

[alotofadhd]

[scoobydoosuggestion]

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

[fuzzynecromancer]

I experience rising difficulty  in distinguishing fandom shitposts from commentary on US politics.

[clarys]

mother earth is literally committing suicide right now and y'all still think climate change is a hoax

[engel-tier-deactivated20180213]

It ain’t suicide. She’ll live on after this, she’s just killing all of us off.

[space-guts-and-mutts]

thank God. I wholeheartedly support her decision

[sparrow-va]

she’s detoxing

[unimpressed2chainz]

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

[smashing-yng-man]

[astrodidact]

[memescomedy]

[neotravis]

i laughed so hard just now that i spit on myself oh mmy god

[machine-dove]

[machine-dove]

Other cartoons that the publisher refused to print before firing Rogers:

[neverthere12345]

[kkaypuffs]

OH MY GOD BITCH

[kovuero]

[elisamaza]

lmao

[8bitsaitama]

[gentlemanbones]

WE CAN’T PROVE THEY WEREN’T HUGE FATBIRDS

[coelasquid]

simply the best