You'll Forget Me

they always do Alex • 24

[diyeo]

i love white culture

[biasheck]

#IM SCREAMING ALL THAT EFFORT FOR THAT UGLY THING

[chewymochi-deactivated20230210]

this makes me so angry if I saw someone with this I would rip their charger out of the wall and and drive over it with a lawnmower

[scarjodropdead-deactivated20220]

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

[evejonesss]

[teenscoolest]

[teenscoolest]

[official-daft-punk-deactivated2]

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

[itchiez-deactivated20221227]

every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me

[valtsv]

your secrets are safe with me because i will forget all of them immediately

[oryeo]

So I’m sitting there, the weight of stress and anxiety on my titties

[tisawish]

What if we just remove men from politics? 🤔

[bardstardish]

when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the fuck’

[vvitchella]

you were possessed

[cryptiboy]

find the spirit that possessed you and visit their grave you jackass

[bettedavisgf]

my cat after i come home and immediately pick him up and swing him around calling him a fat little baby

[sayonenicethingaboutyourself]

If I HAVE to remind you ONE MORE TIME to drink water I swear to god I will because I want you to be FREAKIN’ hydrated god dammit

[geyserlesbian-archive-deactivat]

Due to personal reasons I’ll be going feral

[liquidstar]

anyone else get the constant fear that there are unspoken social rules you dont know about (especially in new situations, like when i first started taking the bus, i was afraid i was doing it wrong lol) so youre just always on edge and kind of… watching how other people act so you can copy the “correct” thing to do

[go-bonkers-go-foolish]

steve harrington has maybe the best character arc ever written for television, he went from asshole dudebro to father of the year to the lesbian ally we all deserve

[telnaga]

red hot silly peppers :)

[edderkopper]

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