[immortalloverodd]

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

[theapatheticstag]

I just had a fucking stroke

[diaryof-a-sociopath]

so... y’all just like... trust people ?

[sirfrogsworth]

When something backfires this spectacularly, do you dig in and try to save face or take the L?

Kate… didn’t take the L.

Kate’s LinkedIn just says “Too many to put here.”

[batmannananananana]

[yvvxv-deactivated20180523]

*stares at selfies until they turn ugly* I knew it

[yesterdaysprint]

Douglas Island News, Alaska, November 15, 1918

[futureevilscientist]

Nothing like absolutely vIBING with people who lived 102 years ago

[simonalkenmayer]

Tell me about it.

[juulpromocode]

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

[juulpromocode]

you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed

[juulpromocode]

for sure gonna shit the bed tonight

[theblehthatbloos]

You’ve summed up nyquil in a way that most could not

[juulpromocode]

hello

[konoko]

[quinnfebrey]

trump’s whole “every time they count more ballots there are more votes” is the exact same logic as when he was like “every time we test for covid there are more cases” like yes my boy that’s how it works

[urparty]

me when my parents die in a mysterious fire and my new guardian starts dressing up in increasingly ludicrous disguises to steal the fortune i inherited

[brutus-red-xiii-deactivated2021]

Fucking oops

[mustardhat]

[they-callme-ami]

So, tommorow's THE DAY huh....

[steveinaspeedo]

[hungwy]

*watches my only beloved son slide down this and crinkle up like a crushed soda can*

[anxietyproblem]

[dorkshadows]

“Meet the Reaper” AKA Top 10 photos taken before disaster

Spoiler alert: Grim did not win the game.

[jewishgirlrevolt]

Omg this is so amazing.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Grim had absolutely no idea what he was getting himself into here

[katiebishop]