Ayesha's world

Ineffable sherlocked austenian elvish whovian with fangs from the endless.

[ayesha-lioness]

Finally! The best my work at this moment and I'm really proud of it.Here is classic Crowley, made upon request of my daughter. Amazingly detailed portrait, painted completely with brushes only. Maybe it's time to think about taking orders to digital paintings...

[veilthycanis]

“bloodweave” this and “bloodweave” that but nobody talks enough about the fact that the dynamic between Astarion and Gale is literally just:

— gale trying to explain some ancient weave theory while astarion lounges across furniture like an overfed cat, interrupting every five minutes with “you’re very pretty when you’re pretentious, you know.”

— astarion pretending he doesn’t care about magic until gale casually lights candles with a flick of his wrist and suddenly astarion is staring at him like he personally hung the stars over waterdeep.

— gale being one of the first people to compliment astarion in ways that aren’t transactional. not “beautiful,” not “seductive,” but clever. funny. observant. things attached to personhood instead of performance.

— astarion absolutely abusing prestidigitation once he learns what it can do. gale walks into camp and all his wine has been chilled perfectly and there are dramatic rose petals everywhere and astarion’s sitting there acting like he has no idea how it happened.

— gale reading aloud at night because astarion likes the sound of his voice even when he claims the books are “terminally boring.”

— astarion stealing gale’s clothes specifically because they smell like parchment, cedar, and expensive spell components.

— the first time gale sees astarion genuinely, uncontrollably laugh, he forgets what he was saying mid-sentence because he’s too busy staring.

— gale, who spent years loving a goddess who felt unreachable, falling disastrously hard for someone painfully real and sharp-edged and frightened.

— astarion acting smug whenever gale gets flustered, only to completely short-circuit the second gale starts flirting back intentionally.

“careful, my dear,” gale murmurs, leaning close enough for candlelight to catch in his earring, “you do realize wizards are capable of learning patterns.”

and astarion just. visibly bluescreens.

— they would either spend the entire evening making out dramatically over a study desk or arguing over semantics for three hours straight. sometimes both simultaneously.

— gale kissing astarion’s hands like they belong to something holy.

— astarion, who spent centuries being consumed, discovering what it feels like to be adored. slowly. reverently. without expectation.

together they become absolutely insufferable in the most romantic way imaginable.

[onlyancunin]

Although it hasn't happened yet. If we can find an expert - someone that can control these things - there might still be time. _____ Favourite moments of act I Astarion - 1/?

[ayesha-lioness]

I swear, this man can wear literally anything and still be the most gorgeous person in the room.

[ayesha-lioness]

Save bats 🦇

[litsenn]

"But they deserve happiness. We all do. And I will forever be grateful to have found it with you."

[ayesha-lioness]

Starting a new Origin playthrough, because Gale must answer for how he made Astarion feel in the last endgame. Now it's his turn to earn some affection from a stubborn person 😁

[ayesha-lioness]

My Astarion run is finished, but with a bittersweet ending:

***

Gale, you're a spoiled brat 🙄

You wasn't supposed to become a god. We've planned to spend the mortal life together in a Waterdeep, remember? You and me, together looking for a way to let me walk under the sun again, cuddling near the fireplace, arguing with Tara, meeting your mother Morena. Probably, even planning our own wedding. That was what I wanted, that's why I've saved all those poor spawns and declined my own ascencion. That's why I'd become a hero - to feel myself worthy of you and this future, where I am free and loved.

But whatever you want darling, even if I can't convince you, I won't leave you alone in this. Because loneliness is a worst fate ever, even for such an arrogant bastard you've become, my love.

At least I'll be free from this curse and we'll be together for an eternity.

Always yours, Astarion ❤️

[ayesha-lioness]

I did it all just for her. I did it all just for her. And love's heart is death. For me and my poison girl.

Ville Valo has Damon vibes 😁

[ayesha-lioness]

Watching the vampire diaries. A whole new world.

And BTW Damon is copying Lestat 😉 it's obvious according to his behavior and he admitted himself that he loves Anne Rice books.

[ayesha-lioness]

Purchased a paper copy of P&P on Ukrainian with a 2005 film photo on cover. So excited 😊

[ayesha-lioness]

Mood: going for a walk in a long white muslin dress, because it's as hot, as if Mr. Darcy had asked if my family is doing well.

[laurasimonsdaughter]

When Mr. Charles Bingley rode into Hertfordshire to acquaint himself with Netherfield Park it was on a purely accidental recommendation. The solicitor who took it upon himself to advocate for Netherfield could certainly not be blamed for seeing a very desirable tenant in him. Bingley was at that time not yet two years of age, and unmarried, but he had the sort of good-humoured and generous character that must recommend him to almost anybody. The same could not be said for his closest friend…

Conceit and Conciliation is a full, canon compliant retelling of Jane Austen’s “Pride and Prejudice”, told from the perspectives of Fitzwilliam Darcy and Charles Bingley.

It was written with a lot of love and a lot of help from my sister, and you can download it right now for free (ePub, Mobi or PDF) on my website laurasimons.com!

[ayesha-lioness]

What a wonderful book for austen fan to enjoy. That was my great wish to see the well-known story again but from Mr. Darcy's perspective and this precious book is exactly the same I looked for to fulfill it. Highly recommend to read 🥰

[linusbenjamin]

Pride and Prejudice 2005 ☼ dir. Joe Wright

[flavoredmagpie]

Sandman…

[ayesha-lioness]

I believe that I have a type.

A couple of supernatural best mates, one is a goth and another is a gayish and old-fashioned. One is a completely sunshine while other is a cold and grumpy thing. Ying and yang ☯️

Oh, and being written by Neil Gaiman of course!

[empireofthesin]

Almighty: Ahhh look at Crowley and Aziraphale they’re so cute together

Metatron: *makes Crowley fall*

Almighty: The hell…!?

Almighty: *calls Satan* Send Crowley to Eden

Satan: Why?

Almighty: Because I am sending Aziraphale there

Satan: You do realise he’s a demon now? My demon.

Almighty: Oh just send him to Eden, I will explain later

Satan: But he’s meant to be my right hand!

Almighty: He has a mind of his own, he will never be anybody’s right hand. Send him to Eden!

Satan: I am going to make him a scary snake

Almighty: Cool

Satan: ???

Almighty: You will see

*some time later*

Almighty: LOOK! LOOK!

Satan *terrified*: WHAT HAPPENED

Almighty: I told you they will always find their way back to each other! Look at Aziraphale shielding him with his wing! Just like Crowley shielded him when he was an angel!

Satan: Alright, alright, I guess he doesn’t care he’s a scary snake and a demon, so what?

Almighty turns towards him with a diary in hand and clicks a pen: So where are you sending Crowley next?