AYFKM - Dating Edition

Like Dave Barry, I am not making this up.

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oh yeah, those are all the same guy. He is reeeeallly proud of being celebrity-adjacent. There are TWO with Kim!

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Can't decide if it's worse if the hat is ironic or sincere

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I see what you did there and I don't even care. It worked.

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be honest you photoshopped your head also whyyyyyyyy

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Zero percent match, buddy. If it's "sin palabras", then why are you still typing?

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This was his only photo

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[birdcheese]

[whenlifegivesyouconures]

It’s that time of year again~

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No, I'm not confused; that's just my face. Yes, this is an elevator; where else would I find a mirror?

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This is the most Sydney picture I've ever seen. Actually I swiped right.

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"I don't really like online dating" - maybe that's because you are clearly terrible at it "What are your other 2 wishes?" For you to go away and be replaced by someone who doesn't shit over the platform I've chosen to use myself

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yeah but which one of these aviation professionals hanging out with linked arms like totally normal aviation professionals

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My alma mater is high school

[kingforaking]

I’m doing a social experiment called ‘agreeing with boys when they compliment you’. 

the results: 

[fuckyeahbodypositivity]

perf example of how uncomfortable boys are with women owning their own awesomeness. for many men, beauty, coolness, desirability are gifts they alone can bestow upon women. they get baffled, even aggressive when you show you’ve known you possess those things all along. 

[officialjeffgoldblum]

i love this experiment! 

[daggers-drawn]

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