give me strength..I live for this level of pettiness
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give me strength..I live for this level of pettiness
you single cuz you ugly
i don’t know shit about dick im a mindless consumer if you put a beverage in front of me that’s green i will drink it and i will be like wow i feel so energized and filled with health and youthful vigor. ill drink green corn syrup n be like oh wow. the anti oxidants
me: doc i’m sick doctor *handing me skateboard*: prove it
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby
Babies defeat man. Women inherits the earth.
Someone please call @911
straight men repress their feelings so severely with their friends and family, and then they come across a girl (whos been socialized to be Empathetic and Nurturing) and they find that they can tell this girl about their Feelings ! everythings great she’s The One ! in reality they just have a normal human bond but actually connecting with anyone is so foreign to men and their emotionally barren male relationships that it seems like something great and wonderful. so now girl is put on a pedestal that she’ll eventually fall from bc she’s human and not just a Male Feelings Receptacle and everyone loses all bc fathers refuse to cry in front of their sons
teacher: any questions, class?
me: ya what the fuck
me: *likes a person* person: *likes me back* me: o shit….sorry…..this is all …too much…gtg
what the fuck is even going on anymore
whenever i hit the clubs bouncers be like “I.D. please”
no problem
Weed is a gateway drug dumbass
weeds a gateway to twelve glazed donuts and nothing more
people who grew up like in the 1960s or some shit: one of my fondest childhood memories is going to the lake and skipping rocks :) me: one of my fondest childhood memories is making 8 random sims and slowly killing them off one by one until a sole victor remained