[toastbutteregg]

[catchymemes]

The Collection

[rob-pattinson]

SHAWN MENDES for Calvin Klein’s ‘I SPEAK MY TRUTH IN #MYCALVINS’ Campaign (2019)

[museofthirst]

cursed videos gen z kids who had access to the internet by age 5 probably saw

[museofthirst]

but wait- there’s more

if i add one more thing to this post ill explode

[sabertoothwalrus]

you forgot

shoes

[jensendogequackleswinchester]

Shoes

[themorallibertine]

[pukicho]

Not to sound like a dr*gon but I do want your gold and I am going to lay on top of it in a pile inside a cave

[soup-wizard]

Why do you censor dragon?

[pukicho]

Townsfolk may find it scary

[endangered-justice-seeker]

[mojoxrare]

No Hesitation

[mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2]

[larchcoin]

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[ankle-beez]

excuse me

[ankle-beez]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the clouds are especially fluffy today…so lovely….very punchable… 

[your-truthful-blue]

Gaud clouds would weigh like a million pounds

They would fight you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wHAT

[rotten-to-the-applecore]

They’re not even exaggerating!! whTA?????

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hOLY SHIT

[fishiest-fish]

It’s almost as if…. the clouds…. are made of water….. and water…. is heavy…. and the clouds…. are very dense

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the ellipses in this reply slapped me and called me a bitch

[animusrox]

It’s gonna be a rough week

[lydia-warden]

Me getting prepared for 08x03:

[becughmitchell]

+

[somethingclassic]

[captainspensaurus-deactivated20]

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

[sahltyy]

very odd

[nosdrinker]

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them

[sleepspindles]