FL-09 “ANAGRAM”

Combat Effectiveness: // Incredibly high // Obedience: // Indisputably higher // Cognitive Presence: // Too high for her own good //

[mulched-cockpit]

Dance with me. Metal body in metal body. Allow our thrusters light to flow behind us like flowing garments. Allow me to lose myself in you. Take my hand and tear it from my body. Give me your arm and let me rend it from yours.

One of us will die from this dance of ours. I thought I could only care for Handler, but in this, we are lovers. I would tell you I’ll remember you, but that would be a lie, so instead I will imprint this upon my soul. You will leave a stain upon my being I will never wash out. As we break eachother down into scrap, I know that I will finally have found my kin in another animal like me.

[thenumber1meower]

have we considered mechsplo but like with some communist brainwashing

like mmmmm fjuck yes please make me a good little servant of the party,,,,,

in other news I need to get hypnotized and railed by an ML to correct my anarchist Utopianism

[ayoxe]

My unfastened tung tung tung sahur plushy flying around the cockpit in slow motion as a pile bunker pierces the hull and turns my little hound body into paste.

[swagophile]

puppygirl: [at the puppy milk bar] gweeehh.. my owner wont pay attention to me.. i'm worried shes moved on to another pup

grizzled former puppy girl (now a doggirl): i used to be like you. desperate. lonely. dependent. my owner used to mean everything to me. [siiiipping her milk] yeah. those were simple days. bad days. these days are still bad. but. maybe theres a solace ij freedom. i dunno. the only solace i find it as the end of a carton. i guess old dogs don't learn new tricks.

puppygirl: waow you're so hot do u wanna be my new owner hehe

doggirl: heh.. kid.. you're a little green for my taste.. still in that puppy love phase.. i get it

puppygirl: i have super monkey ball 2

doggirl: yeah okay hand me the leash

[ayoxe]

Finally issued a copy of The Manual.

[spid3rs0up]

"imagine drunk driving this thing"

Why imagine???

[swagophile]

puppygirl: [at the puppy milk bar] gweeehh.. my owner wont pay attention to me.. i'm worried shes moved on to another pup

grizzled former puppy girl (now a doggirl): i used to be like you. desperate. lonely. dependent. my owner used to mean everything to me. [siiiipping her milk] yeah. those were simple days. bad days. these days are still bad. but. maybe theres a solace ij freedom. i dunno. the only solace i find it as the end of a carton. i guess old dogs don't learn new tricks.

puppygirl: waow you're so hot do u wanna be my new owner hehe

doggirl: heh.. kid.. you're a little green for my taste.. still in that puppy love phase.. i get it

puppygirl: i have super monkey ball 2

doggirl: yeah okay hand me the leash

[realitys-terminal]

mechsplo clickbait articles be like: HAS THE EMPIRE GONE TOO FAR? Mech Pilot claims to be in romantic "relationship" with Mech.

Netizens theorize that all of the drugs they give the pilots could be the cause behind this pilot's odd behavior.

[ayoxe]

REBEL MILITIAS SET UP FUNCTIONING AGRICULTURAL REHABILITATION ZONES, BUT AT WHAT COST?

[strivy]

modeled ac6 butch rusty based off of @rattlegeist 's awesome design god i love rusty so much

[river-observer]

the plot of showhound

[025s-handler]

When I hypnotize my Hound to be needy, subservient to me, and only obey me and nothing changes :/

[ayoxe]

It’s like a prebuilt Lego set.

[ayoxe]

Hi so um... Where can we find that file? I'd love to listen to it

I’m so so sorry, but at the time, that file was completely fabricated from my brain’s own yearning. As of right now, it does not exist.

[mossycobblefem]

Playing a prissy mech diver in helldivers 2 is so fun.

“Ew no I don’t wanna touch the bugs!”

Littering the map with half used disposable MGs because I can’t be bothered to wait.

And just being safe in my stompy box is nice.

Just wish I had other cool trans people to play with:/

[ayoxe]

Seeing the noticeable low distance travelled in comparison to the rest of my team (because it only counts when you’re on foot) makes me feel so dainty and pretty.

[ayoxe]

[F4TF] ASMR | Handler Clicker Training Her Pet Pilot In Her Cockpit | Hypnosis For Hounds

MuzzleAudio • 23k views • 8 hours ago

[sleepdeprivedmint]

We want to rip through the shell of another pilot, desecrate the battlefield with it's remains and rip through enemies with bullets and blades. We want to descend upon the battlefield like an omen of doom and rend Her enemies apart, because that is what we were reforged to do.

It's been hurt, and it's Handler has granted access to the tools to hurt back. Handler has made us whole. We will be a useful weapon for Her. That is how we repay Her. The gnashing of teeth and the tearing of steel flesh is how we feel good, and it is thanks to Her. We have our purpose.

[dogeuphoria]

i love being a puppy i love wearing a collar i love being pet and scratched and taken care of and i love licking and biting and nuzzling and just getting to be a dog. this is like both nsfw and sfw like I just love to act like a dog. and my friends enable it and it's beautiful. when i moved away from them they all said we are gonna take you to get a pup cup and we will go to the park and you will get so many treats and then they whispered to each other about how im getting put down later and it is really funny to me that I get to just act like this. find people that match your freak and love when you are weird and funny and silly please. it is so healing

[smokedrac2004]