[awed-frog]

flirting in the 21st century

[sexynephron]

Update:

[homofied]

[colbycub-deactivated20190228]

[rymonaflowers]

[thebootydiaries]

[the sky is grey and it's cold outside]

me: yesssss

[the wind picks up and it starts to rain]

me: Y ESSSSSSS

[daily-rage-comics]

I’m not like other girls!XD

I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.

Oh my god, i hate sluts!

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird.

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.

[debdamnn]

I have so much to give to the right person

[lightheartedsuggestion]

There will be a next time. Another love, another chance, another opportunity. Keep looking forward.

[niggazinmoscow]

This thread!

[0bjto]

This is the FUNNIEST interaction I’ve ever seen in my fucking LIFE I’m cackling oh my god

[0bjto]

Troll KING sass KING kskdnzmzm IMMM

[apassingmc]

You think your endangered Uchiha eyes can save you from my burns scolding?

[0bjto]

IM SCREAMING

[not-like-the-restaurant]

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

Why douche when you just pop a tide pod up your ass and become a human washing machine.

[scottandhiskind]

Your posts are literally gonna kill some young, naive twink

[jackisreallycool]

[chessys]

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

[mrchandlerbings]

[wingmyweibeifong]

This scene changed my life

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

Who else out here trying to ignore the fact that longtime romantic love just might never be a part of your life

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who always tries to sing both parts of duets

[smushee]

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

[blackwoolncrown]

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

[aureliaborealis]

does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says “wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin”

[thebigblackwolfe]

She fucking Pavlov’d herself, the absolute madwoman

[daughterofdiaspora]

my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy. 

[umushingwe]

She just wanted you to clean the house

[treygotguap]