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[unabating-deactivated20190408]

[chasekip]

Detective Pikachu trailer: live action growlithe!

me: yes this is what im here for i would 100% love to live in the pokemon world with these adorable monsters

Detective Pikachu trailer: live action Ludicolo!

me: ..hm….maybe….maybe not actually now that i think about it

[akirakan]

[wewwo-deactivated20190227]

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

this thread absolutely killed me

[simulatedcity-deactivated201507]

me roleplaying as tectonic plate

*drifts slowly over millions of years unaware of even myself* *subducts*

[arcadetheatre]

What if life had loading screens.

You walk into Walmart, and it’s just like

[mega-taiga]

god came down to send me this message

[knifefightscene]

THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

Same energy

[clayinla]

I’m glad he clarified tbh

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[deltasniper1000]

[tokai-teio]

reasons to not level up your HP stat ever

1: if you level up attack instead you can kill the enemy fast enough so you don’t lose HP at all because the person who wants to hurt you is dead

2: if you level up agility/dexterity you can just dodge everything which means you don’t need an HP stat above 1 since you don’t get hit at all

3: if you get hurt you can die faster (and if you got hit at all that means you didn’t level up the right stats/didn’t level them enough so you should get back to character creation right away anyways)

[thehellspawnhero-deactivated202]

[chickenfarmersan]

[jewghoul]

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

[bransidhe-deactivated20201122]

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

[stygianzinogre]

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

[jewghoul]

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

[one-million-cats]

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

[brinty]

i’ve seen a lot of scary album covers but…

[brinty]

[hotvampireadjacent]

HIDEO KOJIMA, ABSOLUTE MAD MAN, AT IT AGAIN

[hwun]

Bye

[the-chanel-boots-deactivated202]

so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes

[puff-to-tuff]

thanks, i hate it

[maxinbc-deactivated20210518]

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

Normally when y’all post this kinda shit it’s blatantly incorrect, but I’m angry to say that this one is absolutely factual