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How to show emotions
Part X
How to show pleasure
dilated pupils
mouth half opened
increased heart rate
increased breath rate
increased blood flow
heightened sensitivity
body parts turning warm and flushed
body parts becoming engorged or wet
tension in the entire body
trembling
involuntary contractions
hard to speak, but incapable to be quiet
How to show tenderness
sincere, warm, and open smile
slow and soft movements
leaning in towards what they feel tender about
listening carefully, head held towards them
gentle tone of voice
softening of facial expressions
relaxed eyebrows
soft and relaxed eyes
a hint of a tear appearing
relaxed mouth with a little smile
gently touching or stroking who or what they feel tender about
calm breathing, not too shallow, not too deep
How to show guilt
avoiding eye contact or looking down
tightness in the shoulders, neck, and jaw
being hunched over, slumped shoulders, making themself small
turning their body away from who they feel guilty towards
sweaty palms
trembling hands
heart racing
fidgeting with their entire body
crossing and uncrossing one’s legs
shifting from one foot to the other
pacing around
knot in the stomache, not being able to eat or eating too much to compensate
a feeling of heaviness in their body
How to show curiosity
open, dilated eyes
holding eye contact
raised eyebrows
tilting of the head
leaning towards what they find curious
mouth slightly open
uncrossed arms
actively listening
holding still, so they don't miss anything
More: How to write emotions Masterpost
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Everyday sweet little things
Making them a cup of tea/coffee exactly how they like it
Tucking a note into their bag or pocket for later
Sending a "did you eat?" or "thinking of you" text out of the blue
Saving them the last bite of something you know they love
Warming their hands when it's cold
Turning on the heated seat / adjusting the AC before they ask
Saying "text me when you get there"
Wiping crumbs or lint off them without making it a thing
Complimenting something ordinary, like how good they smell
Thanking them out loud for everyday things
Saying “drive safe” even if they hear it all the time
Walking on the street-side of the sidewalk
Letting them pick the music even if it’s not your favorite
Saving them a seat or spot next to you
Opening the door or holding it just a second longer for them
Sending a "made it home?" text
Checking the weather and reminding them to bring a jacket
Setting an alarm earlier so you can wake up together
A casual “miss you” without making it heavy
Prompt #1271
"One bed is one thing, but only one pillow and one blanket? This feels like a conspiracy."
weird yet cute marriage proposals
"You're my biggest pain in the ass. Would you please annoy me for the rest of our lives?"
"I'm tired of pretending I don't want to share my food with you forever. Marry me?"
"I promise to always kill the spiders if you promise to always make my doctor's appointments. Deal?"
"We're both weirdos. Why not make it official and be weird together forever?"
"Okay, totally weird idea. How about marriage?"
"Will you be my emergency contact, life partner, and snack sharer for life?"
"Can I keep you forever, like you're keeping my favorite hoodie that you'll never give back to me?"
"We could annoy so many people in our lives by marrying each other. Wouldn't that be fun?"
"What would you rather, you marrying me or me marrying you?"
"I want to annoy you until we're old and gray. Say yes?"
"We're both a little weird and we have a bad track record when it comes to relationships. Maybe we're doing every potential partner a favour by taking us off the market."
"Would you marry me? Totally platonically, if you want. Or romantically. If that's what you're into."
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Realization of Feelings
“I'm not jealous! I just… It just bothers me that… Holy shit. I'm jealous.”
“Why do I even care? It's not my life!”
“Oh.” Oh.
“Fuck. That wasn't part of the plan.”
“I never meant to develop feelings, but… I think I did.”
“You're like a virus I can't get rid off, and I think lately the infection has reached my heart.”
“Oh, I'm an idiot.”
“You make me happy like no one else. I'm not sure what exactly that means yet, but… I know it means something.”
“I care, that's all. We're friends; friends care. That's all this is…”
“We're more than just friends, aren't we?”
“I think… Maybe, I knew all along, and was just too afraid to admit it to myself.”
“This was never just friendship.”
“I can't keep pretending anymore.”
“How much longer can I tell myself this isn't what it looks like to everyone else?”
“Ah, shit. That explains all the dreams.”
“How did you realize I had feelings for you before I did??”
“I told myself this feeling would pass, but… It's only getting stronger.”
INNER! CONFLICT! INNER! CONFLICT!
Romantic One-Liners Part V
"I'm happiest when I'm with you."
"Oh, how sweet you are!"
"My eyes are always searching for yours."
"Have I told you lately how cute you are?"
"Ours is my favourite love story."
"I can't sleep without you."
"The best date is anything we do together."
"Pretty good story to tell our future kids, right?"
"I could do this forever with you."
"Sometimes I just want to hold your hand in public, so everyone sees we're together."
"You're the greatest gift I've ever gotten."
"When I look at you, I see my future."
"Nothing makes me happier than you."
"I will miss you as soon as you leave here."
"You keep getting prettier everytime I look at you."
More: One-Liners Masterpost
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Reactions to... someone returning who should've stayed away
"Not sure why you thought this would be a good idea."
"Oh, you miss me? Well, I didn't miss you at all."
"Stop the pleasantries, why are you here?
"Nice to see you're obviously not doing well."
"Is it garbage day already?"
"Well, look what the cat unfortunately dragged in."
"Crazy how you think it is anything but inappropiate for you to show up here."
"I feel like I'm being punished for something."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, please stay away, I live well without you."
"Why couldn't you just stay away?"
"No! You have no right to just show up again like nothing happened!"
"I will not let you into the house and I will not let you back into my life."
"Let's just act like we don't know each other."
"Why did you have to come back and create all that chaos once again."
"After everything you've done you just wander over here and pretend like everything's cool?"
More: Reactions to... Masterpost
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You don't understand. Otherwise, we writers get flagged for 'historical inaccuracy'.
You don't understand. Otherwise, we writers get flagged for 'historical inaccuracy'.
Fake Dating - Practice Kissing Edition
Requested by: @fishy-poof-crackers
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To make it more convincing when they finally tell the world about their (fake) relationship, they have a list of things they need to practice so they feel comfortable in front of an audience. Hand-holding, wrapping an arm around the other's shoulders, cheek kissing, real kissing...
They are theater kids at heart, so of course they do rehearsals.
Reading articles on how to "kiss like a real couple" ruins their afternoon, because they try to follow all the advice at once.
They realize their first kiss will be a lie in front of people to sell their fake relationship. So they tell their "partner" and make sure it's just a tiny lie and just the two of them for the first kiss.
They are fighting about who the better kisser is, so they use their time to find out.
Public affection never came natural to them, but it is what sells the relationship, so they practice to get more comfortable.
They know that there wouldn't be a chance that they had to passionately kiss in front of an audience, a simple peck would be appropiate enough, but it doesn't hurt to practice it anyway. Just in case.
Practice kissing actually makes them less nervous before going out as a fake couple, so they keep on doing it.
They are taking this very serious and therefore keep a list of all the ratings each practice kiss got from them.
Dialogue
"Well, we'll need to look convincing."
"Oh my god, what if they ask us to kiss?" "Who is going around asking couples to kiss in front of them?"
"Maybe we can say we're just not into PDA?"
"I never kissed anyone before and now it will be with you in front of people."
"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" "Wow, there actually are people demanding others to kiss."
"Promise me not to fall for me when I kiss you."
"Can we try again? Properly?"
"So... how was that?"
"I get that we should practice once or twice, but every day?"
"You can do it a bit more... deeper. I give you permission."
"Not sure what we are practicing for anymore."
"I have heard my kisses can be pretty intoxicating, so maybe I should drive you home after this."
More: Fake Dating Masterpost
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What is... the Citrus Scale?
The Citrus Scale is a classic way to label the sexual explicitness of your fanfiction work.
Nowadays, it is more common to simply see the tag 'smut', but if you want to be a little more discreet while still specifying the level of explicitness, you can use the citrus scale. The most commonly used fruits on the scale are lime and lemon.
Lime indicates the presence of sexual content, which is more implied, involving make-out sessions and groping, but not direct intercourse. Often, the scene ends with a fade-to-black moment when intercourse begins, so it is implied without going into detail.
Lemon is more explicit. You can expect graphic details in a lemon story.
So there is a bit of a difference between a 'lime' and a 'lemon' story. However, there are some other fruits on the scale which I haven't come across that often.
There's orange, which doesn't even imply intercourse, but rather light intimacy, such as kissing and cuddling.
The last one is grapefruit. I really haven't seen this that often, so don't quote me on it, but in my experience, grapefruit signals an even smuttier lemon story to come.
Have you used the citrus scale before? Tell me which fruits you know!
reach out to the truth
Smutty One-Liners Part VIII
"Your moans are my favourite sound."
"Come a little closer."
"I can see you enjoying this."
"Just a little bit more."
"Nothing I can't fix with my hands."
"I simply can't wait any longer."
"Tell me how much you like it."
"What a lovely smell."
"You're like fire, burning me with every touch."
"Let me catch up, you shouldn't be the only one naked, right"
"Good enough, or do you want more?"
"I can't wait to try this with you."
"We don't need to rush, we have all the time in the world."
"Hmm, are really not wearing anything underneath?"
"I would really like you to show me."
"What is your dirty little mind thinking?"
"Oh, I really like the way that sounds."
"You're reactions are what gets me going."
"Do you want me to show you how it's done?"
"Let's hear you scream for me."
Smut Masterpost
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Smutty One-Liners Part VIII
"Your moans are my favourite sound."
"Come a little closer."
"I can see you enjoying this."
"Just a little bit more."
"Nothing I can't fix with my hands."
"I simply can't wait any longer."
"Tell me how much you like it."
"What a lovely smell."
"You're like fire, burning me with every touch."
"Let me catch up, you shouldn't be the only one naked, right"
"Good enough, or do you want more?"
"I can't wait to try this with you."
"We don't need to rush, we have all the time in the world."
"Hmm, are really not wearing anything underneath?"
"I would really like you to show me."
"What is your dirty little mind thinking?"
"Oh, I really like the way that sounds."
"You're reactions are what gets me going."
"Do you want me to show you how it's done?"
"Let's hear you scream for me."
Smut Masterpost
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have you ever read a fanfic so good that you wanted to write a fanfic about that fanfic, but was too shy / too intimidated to ask for the author’s permission and too afraid that your writing wouldn’t be half as good as theirs and that it would be an insult to their work that was basically a literal masterpiece, so you just sat there fantasizing about their work and how beautiful it was and how you wished you could just eat it and how you wished canon could write your blorbos half as good as this writer did and how you just wanted to cry because you just loved that fic so much????
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