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Art Stuff
Currently writing (and inking, and coloring, and lettering) Scrap Metal on Webtoons.
It is a Wizard of Oz meets GOTG tale about an orphan from an abandoned planet, a retired starfighter pilot turned junk hauler, and an aspiring chef/ship stop clerk and their quest to repair a priceless but malfunctioning robot.
You can read the first episode here:
After waking up on a deserted planet with damaged software and no memory, a robot must travel across the galaxy to get back home.
This is a tag of all the art I’ve posted on tumblr.
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The Babbling
If you want to read about evolution and biology particularly as it pertains to speculative fiction.
If you want to read my deranged rantings about avatar the last airbender.
If you want to read about the political structure and failed allegory in Harry Potter and how the wizarding world is (how do I put this lightly) an isolationist fascist cult.
If you want to read about fandom from an anthropological lens
If you want to read Every Thought I've Ever Had
Fic
I am Talariajetstream on AO3
(a detailed list under the cut)
Currently working on:
the kids aren't alright
Teen Titans - Beast Boy/Raven - M
Raven steps into the room and all but flings herself on the bed. It would be funny if not for the everything else about the situation.
By the time he's finished pulling her her boots from her feet and hanging her cloak on the back of the closet door, Raven has burried herself beneath her comforter, apparently skipping proper jammies.
“Thank you.”
She looks so fucking small beneath the pile of blankets. Breakable. It’s wrong, it’s all fucking wrong. Raven isn’t fragile. Gar hates seeing her like- nope, no. He doesn’t care, it’s all fine. Feelings? What feelings.
“All in a day’s work ma’am.”
A decade after a Tamaranean princess crash landed on earth, the Titans are a very different team. Between conflicting responsibilities across the country, calls from higher powers, floundering civilian careers, and intergalactic politics, they hardly look like a team at all. And with new members who can more than handle themselves, the titans start to wonder what they’re holding onto.
This is a story about endings.
Multichapter stuff:
All the rot
M - Arcane - Jayvik - 7/7 - 33k
after death, Viktor and Jayce wash up on a beach like some old driftwood
Wildflowers
T - Harry Potter - Jily, Wolfstar - 24/? - 126k
Lily Evans has spent years waiting to get to Hogwarts. For her, it was a dream come true. But when she arrives, she finds things aren’t quite as rosy as she’d imagined. Strict social structures, whispers of violence, and a tightening government leash start to poke and crack at the foundation, and will take more than defeating a Dark Wizard to put the pieces back together.
Petunia Evans has spent years watching over her younger sister, until she finally goes to a place Petunia can’t follow. Left behind in the hills of Shropshire, Petunia just wants to get through school and get the hell out of dodge. But it turns out magic has a way of finding you even in the most mundane of places.
Together, they just might change everything.
It's nice to have a friend
E - Harry Potter - Gen - 2/? 14k
On that fateful Halloween night in 1981, the Dark Lord makes a promise to his follower to leave a young woman alive. He keeps that promise.
Harry Potter is dead.
James Potter is dead.
But Lily is alive. And she and Sirius are out for revenge.
One shots:
a side door into the dark
T - Arcane - Jayvik - 8.6k
This is just a story about two scientists inventing teleportation in a basement.
(anyone who tells you that it's about how bad Jayce Talis wants to kiss his lab partner again is a lying liar. It's not about that at all.)
frostbite
T - Harry Potter - Prongsfoot - 5.6k
two boys in the dead of winter
Oil, Flour, Water
T - The Witcher - Geraskier - 3.6k
“I don’t know how long we’ll be- it could be a very long time. It wouldn’t be fair to ask you-“
“Then don’t. Don’t ask.”
For once, Jaskier doesn’t follow.
girls just wanna have fun
M - Gen V - Limoreau - 4k
Sometimes when you've had a horrible, no good, bad day, the best thing to do is to just put it out of your mind, and start fresh. Forget the terror, forget the bloodshed, and just shotgun a natty lite.
Or: what happened at that fucking party.
sink
T - Gen V - Limoreau - 1.3k
Marie’s eyebrows knit together, she’s not looking at him, eyes trained intensely on a pooling puddle of blood on the floor. “Oh, um. Yeah, it’s- it’s cool, everything got pretty confusing so…”
“Yeah.” Jordan repeats. But that isn’t- that wasn’t enough. She can’t leave it there, not again. “Wait no,”
the snow has forgotten how to stop falling
G- Harry Potter - Prongsfoot - 4.5 k
In the depths of a winter storm, a wandering stag stumbles upon a frozen dog.
james potter and the magic of christmas
G - Harry Potter - Gen - 3.6 k
James Potter is worried that his son has caught on to the truth about Santa.
love and orange blossoms
G - LOK - Korrasami - 2.5 k
Follows two trips to a Tea House years apart. Korra and Asami drink tea together and Korra prepares to ask Asami an important question.
inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.
ADHD advice from non-ADHD people: start blocking out your day and put things in your google calendar
ADHD advice from ADHD people: any time you're waiting for your food to microwave YOU HAVE TO WASH DISHES WASH AS MANY AS YOU CAN THIS IS A RACE AGAINST TIME THIS IS THE ONLY TIME THIS COULD HAPPEN
dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?
make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace
get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.
i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology
you gotta get over the belief that teenagers are emotionally unintelligent and reckless and then through time and age all naturally become emotionally mature, reasonable and responsible people otherwise you will continue to be disappointed confused by why grown ass folk are acting like fools all the damn time
