Etoiles my beloved

he/him | pfp by @itlastsforever

[azeler]

Look at him.

[goodgirl-inc]

[goodgirl-inc]

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

[zeitghost]

[teathattast]

[fostersffff]

Making a bad read in a fighting game: Ah fuck me, but no time to regret it right now, there's still a match going on

Making a bad read in a Pokemon battle:

[hiveswap]

I am a hardened apocalypse zombie survivor and the dsmp is my lovely tragically deceased wife

[hiveswap]

if she got back up i wouldnt hesitate to put her back down but i'd have like, manpain about it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

so many people adding to that to be like “the distinction between Adult and Childrens films… well… heh… no one knows… its just too nebulous… they have the exact same quality and subject matter i guess you’ll just have to watch Kung Fu Panda and see if it speaks to you” like. no actually the distinction seems quite clear and even easy. if i’m wondering if a movie is made for children, i ask myself: “did the people who made this movie make it for children?” if the answer is yes, it is in fact for children, and not for me, an adult

[figurativepieceoftrash]

[kronicfairie-deactivated2026040]

[glxtter-moved-deactivated202001]

[narutoheritageposts]

june 1, 2019

[auckie]

[suncaptor]

linked tree (includes options to donate to Ghanaian projects)

petition to show support

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the style of writing is not the problem, not the genre, not the subject matter, not even the words themselves. the SINGLE defining issue with the “Tumblr Prose” style i was trying to tackle is that it’s front loaded with imagery and metaphor and completely lacking in sense, reason, symmetry, motion, conveying information. i agree that plenty of writing can sound good and feel good to read when it’s all metaphor and visceral images but it needs to have a baseline that can carry it through or else the tail wags the dog and it’s all cool “quotable” lines and no substance, nothing to read between the lines, no character

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

btw if you’re kink shaming people, I hope you know that every single person who reblogs this post and I are shaming you

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[10001gecs]

😭

[legendary-necromancer]

mouse integers

[legendary-necromancer]

1. 0. 35. 99. 9. some integers of the humble mouse 🐁

[cryptotheism]

Parading his big stupid unmoving chrome body around like a sainted reliquary

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that