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I took a lot of panoramas in Scotland.

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no offense but there’s not a group i hate more than rich white kids going into thrift stores with their $99 kanken bags and their $50+ doc martens looking for cheap clothes for the (white) Art Hoe Aesthetique™ when everyone knows full well their allowances can buy out an American Apparel

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do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

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Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

princekarkat

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

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Omg I can’t

mr-dilliams

As a guy I second this.

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If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

naamahdarling

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

chadjesus

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

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and there should be a company that sells them called Victor’s Secret, that has uncomfortably large, close-up photos of enormously-endowed male “angels” stuffed into their gorgeous little pouches spread all over every mall and TV channel, which changes societal expectations on penis size as a whole, so that men who don’t have incredibly large penises feel impossibly inadequate and feel compelled to make up for it by spending a fortune on overpriced penis pouches as a way of compensating.

Then Victor’s Secret should be sure not to actually carry any of these garments in the sizes that they advertise, so that only modestly-endowed men have the privilege of being seen in the shop, which is the type of place that simultaneously clamors for huge dicks, but refuses to cater to them in any way, leaving everyone involved vaguely uncomfortable and slightly ashamed.