My Journey

Monike I'm on a never ending roller coaster that only goes up 20 Xxx

[sparklingprincesslove]

boy: so u got any fantasies??

me: ok so im 28, financially stable, living in a nice apartment and i dont hate myself and i have a job and also a cat

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that

[bustnuttington-deactivated20151]

trying to make me jealous is the worst way of attempting to get my attention because ill just assume you don’t actually like me that much and that you’d be happier w/ someone else so ill leave you alone because i don’t like competing for affection and wish you the best in whoever you pursue instead

[karmaaa-aaa]

lmao seriously tho

[honeybottledrip]

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

[zackisontumblr]

TRANS PEOPLE ARE NOT A BURDEN

[deadsensescompany]

Whatever a girl did before she meets a guy is none of his business unless she wants to tell him

(via deadsensescompany)

[britneyspearsgifs]

[heyhowiee]

me getting drunk snacks

[danger]

[mitten]

[perrfectly]

[officialjiggly]

What are the healthiest teas

[stalling]

Honesty, integrity, and loyalty

[officialjiggly]

Can y'all ever just give me a normal answer

[latinkilledtheromans]

MYSTERY STORY TIME

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

[221cbakerstreet]

It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it

[femestella]

please and thank you

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[samanthalena]

☃

[linrenzo]

Let see what happens

[emotiona1shorty]

I need I need I need

[tidus-yuna-forever]

So i reblogged this earlier and i stumbled across this website and paypal already sent me $50 for doing polls!! Tysm money Tubbs! ^_^

[thewindcarrieswhispers-deactiva]

I could use some help right now. 

[litttleleaf]

[charlottegreen]

i’m so in love with this. i can’t even. ah. my favourite feeling in the world is putting your head beneath the water and entering an entirely different place, so peaceful, so quiet. what i miss more than anything when i’m living away from the ocean is being able to duck under and leave all my worries on the surface.

[fores-ttrial-blog]

This is extraordinary

[am-eric-an-deactivated20180726]

not only that, but they say only about 5% of ocean depths have been observed. And around 70% of Earth is covered by water. I just think that’s mind-blowing.  

[jovan]

[dragonthroat]