We uhhhh saved a kitten from inside our wall this morning (no fucking clue don't ask pfft) and all I can think of is this happening with Bobby boy and you begging to keep the stupid little ginger kitten and he just nods happily and instantly leaves the house and comes back with Everything you could ever need for a kitten.
Y'all name him Wall-E for shits and giggles and he grows up to be the stupidest, most energetic orange cat y'all never thought you'd have but love with you're whole hearts.
(Lmao yes this is the cat and we had to cut a hole in the wall for him and he'd been there for around 12 hours but he's safe with a new family now <3)
omg that sweet little baby!!! 🥺 bobby wouldn’t be able to resist. especially not when you give him puppy eyes. he loves tiny animals and he doesn’t have the heart to surrender the kitten to a shelter so he quickly agrees to keep the baby. cue him buying everything you need, scheduling vet appointments, so on and so forth. he becomes so attached to the kitty and as it grows, it follows bob around everywhere, they’re inseparable buddies <3
I... I am actually so aromantic I remember trying to knock sense into my best friend when she was hopelessly pining over her crush who wasn't quite keen. Like dude just get over him. Cause whenever there was anyone I could potentially like I just went nope I'm not doing that. Simple as that. Falling in love? Just say no! The romantic attraction legally cannot get you without your consent. Your crush doesn't like you back? Stop having a crush on them lol
Oooo baby! Happy 4K!! Hangman with “knowing their allergies and medical history while in the ER” please?? 💕
Thank you so much!! Here's some Jake for you! Enjoy!
4k Celebration Drabbles
Brother's Best Friend
Jake Seresin x Reader
You hobble over to the receptionist to get a clipboard with an intake form, wincing every time you put weight on the ankle you twisted missing a step when you tried to join your friends at the firepit in the backyard. To your great excitement, your brother’s best friend (and the guy you’ve been crushing on for the better part of your life), had been the only one in the group sober enough to drive you to the hospital. Unfortunately, Jake Seresin also spent the entire ride over reprimanding you for not turning on the light before coming down the stairs.
You take a seat in the waiting room just as he enters the building after parking his car.
“It’ll be a few hours,” you tell him. “You could just pick me up in the morning.”
Jake gives you an amused look. “And leave you here alone in your inebriated state?”
You grimace. “I’m not inebriated. Anymore.”
He hooks an eyebrow as he lowers himself into the seat beside you.
“Maybe your tedious lecture sobered me up,” you grumble.
Jake chuckles. “Sorry, I might’ve gotten a little carried away.”
You shrug, leaning away from him slightly because his arm brushes against yours when he rests his back into the seat. His shoulders are so wide that it’s impossible to sit beside him without making contact. You lean forward to start filling out your form.
Several moments later, Jake taps on the clipboard in your hands. “Didn’t you take ibuprofen for the pain?”
You glance up at him slowly, pulling the clipboard protectively into your chest. “So?”
“They need to know what you’re on.”
“What I’m on?” you say with a laugh. “It’s not like it’s meth, Jake.”
“Write it just in case,” he says. “And how much alcohol have you had?”
You roll your eyes and shift in your seat so that your back is turned toward him. “Let me concentrate.”
But Jake is already half standing to look over your shoulder. “Migraines, right?” he mutters, pointing at the list of existing conditions.
“Jake, do you mind?” you say. “This is private information.”
But Jake ignores your request entirely and starts tapping on the allergy section that you’ve left blank. “You’re allergic to cats,” he says. “Give me that!” He yanks the clipboard out of your hands.
“Jake!” you exclaim. “They don’t care if I’m allergic to cats. This is a hospital. They want to know if I’m allergic to any medications.”
Aww, Jake is so sweet! 🥰🥰 I love that he took the form from her and started filling it in himself! 🤣🤣 Apparently, someone has been paying close attention to his best friend’s sister. 😏 I wonder who her brother is, though?? 🤔
Summary: Jake gives you news that you never would have expected.
Word count: 0.7k
Warnings: none
Pairings: Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x fem!reader
“Please, say something, Sweets,” Jake pleaded with you. “Anything, please.” The two of you had been standing in silence for the past five minutes. There was a stunned look on your face as you stared at his anxious expression. You honestly had no idea what to say to your friend's shocking news.
The constant ringing of your doorbell drew you up from your couch with a groan. “For God's sake, I’m coming!” You called before you ripped your door open, almost hard enough to pull it off the hinges. Just as you were about to rip the person a new one, your face softened at the sight of Jake. The pilot was standing on your front porch with an anxious smile. He rocked back and forth on his heels as he stuffed his hands into the pockets of his jeans.
“Hey, darlin,’” He grinned slightly. The nickname almost made you blush. Jake had been calling you nicknames like that ever since the two of you became friends. “Can I come in?” With a nod, you stepped aside and allowed Jake into your home.
Making his way to your living room, Jake stopped in his tracks before turning to face you. Your eyebrows furrowed at his nervous state. “Everything alright, Flyboy?” That put a small smile on his face.
Jake sucked in a sharp breath as his eyes drifted downward. You waited patiently for him to being speaking. “I just,” He started, nerves shining through his voice more prominent than the sun. “I really needed to talk to you.” Now his words were scaring you. Throughout your friendship, the two of you hardly fought. Sure, there were a few occasions when you would have disagreements, but you could always push through them easily. Now, you had no idea what to expect.
You stepped forward, setting a hand on his exposed forearm. The muscle flexed under your touch. “Jake? What’s going on?” Watching him with worried eyes, you waited for the pilot to explain himself.
When his hands grasped yours, you sensed the severity of the matter even more than before. His eyes were wide as he decided on his words. As he squeezed your hands, you began to prepare for the worst.
“Well Sweets,” He started, a soft but dazzling smile taking over his face. “I can’t believe I’m about to say this,” Laughing quietly to himself, Jake’s eyes lock with yours. There was a look in his eyes that you hadn’t noticed before. One that almost looked like… love? His hands squeezed yours. “I’m so in love with you.” He softly exhaled, almost breathlessly. It was so quiet that you could hardly hear him. But you knew what he said.
Over the ringing in your ears, it was hard to tell what he said next.
That brought you to where you were now. Jake’s hands were still holding yours, only now, there was a look of terror on his face, as if he had just made the worst mistake possible. Your wide eyes were fixed on his nervous expression as you processed the information.
Your best friend was in love with you. You never would have guessed that that’s what he had to tell you. Here you were, prepared for the worst, and Jake tells you something that you had been waiting for him to say for years.
When you and Jake first became friends, you found it hard to not fall for the cocky pilot. You had tried, no matter how much crap Nat gave you, you had tried. And yet, you couldn’t help but fall for the man. Without noticing, you began to loosen your hold on Jake’s hands. His face fell. He should have known that this would only make things complicated between you two. The pilot expected you to pull away and distance yourself from him.
What he didn’t expect was for you to launch yourself into his arms and curl around his torso. You ginned into the soft fabric of his T-shirt. Slowly, Jake’s arms wound around your smaller frame. His chin rested on the top of your head. This may not have been what he was expecting, but he sure wasn’t complaining.
You tilted your head up, eyes locking with his with a wide smile. Jake returned your smile, the weight on his shoulders lifting as you squeezed your arms around his waist. “I love you, too, Flyboy.” His arms tightened around you, chin dropping to rest on your head with a loving smile. He loved you so, so much.
a/n: Thank you all for reading! Requests are open.
when i was a freshman in college i wanted to dress up for halloween because i thought surely college students would have the spirit. so i elected to put a whole entire Skull Kid from legend of zelda majora’s mask cosplay together and wear that fucking ensemble to college on halloween.
i step on campus and realize immediately that not one other person is dressed up. not so much as a cat ear headband. so imagine this fucking dude sitting in a class of otherwise normally dressed people looking like this. that was me. this was my 9/11
So the CONTEXT is that Xbox is releasing Diablo IV and they changed their logo to match that, BUT I'm CACKLING over the idea that Xbox decided 4 days of pride was enough and that the gays should burn in hell now
