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the request navigation page has been fixed! requests are now open again ;)

to those who have sent requests into my inbox recently, i am working on them and they should be finished soon!

i could not get this out of my head everybody leave me alone

#i’m fucking shaking laughing #hangman: how’d you even know it was broken?#rooster: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken #hangman: suspicious #rooster: no it’s not-

okay, hear me out...Nate would be on BookTok -🎶

N O HE TOTALLY WOULD AND HE ANNOTATES EVERY BOOK LIKE HE HAS D E T A I L E D REVIEWS

i feel like if there’s one booktok book he’d refuse to finish it would be diary of an oxygen thief because idk if he’d be able to read through it without mentally killing himself

#🎶 anon my beloved <3

OH MY GOD NO SAME!!! except i read the book on a 18 bus ride with my entire 150 student band to virginia beach lmfao BUT NO NATE DESERVES SO MUCH I CANNOT -🎶

he’s such a perfectionist i love him like the whole no self respecting infantry officer would be anything less than an expert like sir please chill

I LOVE HIM HE LIVES RENT FREE IN MY LITTLE WALNUT BRAIN AND IM TRYING TO ENJOY SEATTLE RN BUT HES JUST UP THERE RATTLING AROUND

#🎶 anon my beloved <3

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Nate Fick in episode five of Generation Kill be like

#no guys please this is so fucking funny #A N D THEY PHOTOSHOPPED THE KEVLAR ON TOO #YOUR HONOR IT’S ART

ive officially gotten all of my whore ass crackhead friends to watch gen kill and ooooh boy my phone has been blowing up with feral keyboard smashes and screaming voicemails -🎶

i wish i had your bravery- i think if i asked half my friends to watch it they’d immediately think i was doing drugs

i have like 4 irl friends who even know what the show is. this isn’t even a joke.

BUT ALSO OH MY GOD I HAD TO REWATCH THE WHOLE THING AND MY LOVE FOR NATE FICK HAS BEEN REIGNITED. I READ HALF HIS BOOK ON A PLANE. I CANT GET ENOUGH OF THIS MAN HE JUST MAKES MY BRAIN ITCH SO I RELATE TO THE SCREAMING

#🎶 anon my beloved <3

omg i decided to mosey over to your blog just to reread your content (bc i’ve caught the hbo war bug again and needed some fuel) and then saw you were back. hope you’re well! 💕

OH MY GOD HI

i am doing well!!! i hope you are too 💕 also, i’ve always loved your content

the hbo war bug is real kids and i’ve contracted it. i’m sick. i crave new content 24/7 please feed me 😩

#ky speaks

pattinsonsupremacy

this is a man sIut outfit

#top gun: maverick #absolute whore behavior #it’s funny because i unironically wear this exact same outfit every time i go out

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Good Evening.

i desire Bradley Bradshaw carnally.

Farewell.

#no unironically i am feral for this man #idk what it is about him

awakened from my slumber for top gun: maverick as text posts

- none of the images or text posts belong to me

#top gun: maverick #top gun #rooster top gun #bradley bradshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw #hangman top gun #jake seresin #iceman top gun #tom kazansky #maverick #maverick top gun #pete mitchell #bob top gun #phoenix top gun #top gun maverick memes #guys i’d literally write fanfic for this #feral for miles teller atm

my sister just finished genkill and is staring menacingly at the credits i cannot with this rn -🎶

THE SERIES SHOULD HAVE BEEN LONGER

I DIDN’T EVEN FIND OUT HALF OF THE RANDOM SHIT I WANTED TO KNOW UNTIL AFTER I READ THE BOOK

#ky speaks

Heyheyy, I would like to know if you still take BOB ship requests? <3

yes!

sorry, i just basically came out of hibernation. you can send your request. the inbox should be open :)

#ky speaks

surprise!!! <3

happy end of my three month ghosting period- it’s summer, and i’m back on my bullshit

requests are now open for anyone wondering :) i’ll update the navigation page today so there will be no confusion

#ky speaks #for once #sorry guys i was in and out of the hospital for about a month and a half but i’m back and up again #and i don’t say that to worry anyone it’s genuinely just what happened #chronic illness slay ig #BUT i’m back now and my love for hbo war has reignited so please forgive me of my sins because posts will be coming soon #i swear

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"I liked it better when we were starving. Then I didn't have to see shit all over your face." - Brad Colbert

#ray person #loml even tho he can be so gross

wake up besties new quiz just dropped <3

which gen kill man would bully you & why

my previous gen kill uquiz here

@im-sure-i-shot-people-too’s uquiz here

i'm doing it, i'm writing it. it's happening. poor Jo. and poke is being the ultimate weirdo big brother figure and i'm here for it. woowoo. -🎶

i love poke sm, he’s like the ideal older brother in the sense that he would be rlly passive aggressive sometimes, but ultimately loves you and shows you that he does in subtle ways

also i’m trying to work on a being bffs with qtip and christeson headcanon but my brain is sludge and idk what to do at this point

#🎶 anon my beloved <3

literally same--i am also officially 🎶 anon to staff too wAssup wAssup (i'm doing finger guns but you can't see them so pretend you see finger guns) -🎶

STAFF AND I SHARE AN ANON TOO

FUCK YA

tbh i think it just represents you as a person now, you officially own the emoji 🎶

tbh i think if i was to be an anon i’d be 🫀or 🐉 anon

maybe one day i’ll surprise staff in his inbox

i think it would be funny

#🎶 anon my beloved <3

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