King of Eyeballs

craig. 29. queer as hell. trans nonbinary he/they. check out my etsy 🧶 https://craigscrochet.etsy.com

[nonbonberry]

just added a bunch of new products just in time for pride month! check ‘em out over on my etsy

[angelbabymikaa]

“tattoos are going out of style” they’ve been around for a thousand years im sorry you’re conservative now get well soon ig

[elierlick]

There is still time by @/luvnotee

[997]

will i ever feel fergalicious again

[robotclownindulgence]

[lemonsweet]

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

[armandgender]

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

[myladyofmercy]

like to charge reblog to cast

[videntefernandez]

[spaceimpress]

[dreamingspiral]

[death-of-cats]

sluttiest thing a man can do is pass out from pain

[contemptible-scoundrel]

we smoking nothing. we have nothing

[crawl-on-me-and-die]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

I fucking hate it here

[some-sort-of-ecologist]

For those of you with android devices, you can use the Android Debug Bridge (ADB) standalone app control program to get rid of all the bloatware, data mining, and AI crap - no coding needed!

[shreddheir]

3 LA cops exploded and died just now

[shreddheir]

“Shame about the explosion, but at least cops were reportedly killed. That’s a plus.”

[thememedaddy]

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

my summer plans consist of unclenching my jaw + forgiving myself

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

[fagdinner]

shoutout to my homies who are deeply bizarre and have something wrong with them

[boycritter]

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

[boycritter]

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

[teaboot]

Being Transmasc is wild because first you’re a girl and you’re weak whiny emotional irrational annoying and uppity and “on your period” and you’d be prettier if you smiled and stopped making everything about feminism all the damn time

and then all of a sudden you’re a man and you’re ‘the problem’ and you just want to oppress girls and talk over women to validate yourself and make it all about you because all men ever do is take over the conversation and be abusive and use their toxic masculinity to bludgeon everyone around them and like

The whole time you’ve always just been you