Warnings: smut (obvi), bdsm, toxic/manipulative relationships, implied age gap, references to breeding kinks/knife play/sensory deprivation etc
Note: this is about the Anthony Hopkins/Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal (2001) version of Hannibal, bc he's so underrated!! Though I do plan to do the Mads version at some point.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He may seem cold (ok tbf he is cold) but he's surprisingly good with aftercare. He always makes to get you cleaned up and comfortable; partly because he cares for you, partly because he's a neat freak who hates mess. At the end of the day, he's a psychopathic cannibal, tender emotions aren't expressed easily. This does mean that sometimes he'll treat you to expensive dinners and fine dresses after a particularly intense session, when what you need is to be held and told you're safe and loved. He'll get there eventually.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Let's be honest, tits. Hannibal has some unresolved issues (to say the least) and I can't pretend that he likes boobs because he's just a tit man rather than an ass man, it definitely goes deeper than that for him. He could spend hours caressing, kissing, biting, and sucking on your breasts. It's rare that there's a day where your chest isn't dotted with marks and hickeys.
As for him, he doesn't really think about himself in that sense. He loves his intellect and mind above anything physical. But maybe he'd like his mouth best, just because of what he can do with it: spin verbal webs of riddles and charms; kiss every inch of your body (paying special attention to your breasts); make you cum on his tongue; eat his favourite... foods.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Hannibal tastes great care in his diet. His cum tastes great, you're lucky if he finishes in your mouth though, as he generally prefers to cum on your chest. He loves the way you looks with your tits dripping with his seed, spreading it around so you're all nice and wet. He rarely cums inside you as he doesn't like wearing condoms (sex is all about deep connection to him, as well as pleasure) but also doesn't want to risk you getting pregnant. As much as he would LOVE seeing you swell with his child and raising a very unconventional family together- he knows your lifestyle isn't fit for children, and he wouldn't want to change a thing.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He loves kissing you after finishing in your mouth, he loves being able to taste himself on your tongue and make mental notes of the way he tastes. It's partly because he appreciates the way his diet impacts this aspect of him, but deep down it's because it's the closest he can get to cannibalising himself. (He feels the same way about the way you taste. He purposely feeds you foods known to make your cum taste good. And being the cannibal he is, he of course wants to get as close to eating you as possible without harming you.)
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Hannibal isn't what you'd call a relationship person, but he is so so good at what he does. He is charming as fuck and could talk the pants off anyone, and has done many times throughout his life. Let's just say he knows what he's doing and there hasn't been a single time where he hasn't left you trembling from the strength of at least one orgasm.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
He does like to experiment with positions, but his favourite is missionary. It may sound boring, but it is NEVER boring with Hannibal. He loves the control and access it grants him to your face, neck, hair, eyes, chest etc etc. it's arguably the most intimate position.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He's generally serious, though if anything awkward or funny or cute happens he responds in his usual dry sarcastic way. "tsk tsk tsk, dear oh dear, we can't be having that now, can we?" etc
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
With the amount of money this guy spends on soaps and perfumes and such, I can't imagine him not being well groomed how there. He doesn't shave completely because he thinks that's just odd, he manscapes. He doesn't mind what you do to your pubic hair, he expects to you to clean in every aspect of life. This guy is old, he has absolutely no issue with pubic hair.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
I would say he's romantic adjacent. Your lifestyle is what most people would consider romantic: Expensive dinner dates, fancy wines and candles on the balcony, walking arm in arm at the opera. But when it comes to sex, he is possessive. Not just physically, but emotionally. Sex for Hannibal is all about getting inside your head and showing you that only he could give you such pleasure. Sex is usually slow and sensual, all about your senses. Even during BDSM scenes, he has a way of making intense pain incredibly seductive and pleasurable. Mans takes his time with everything, he will not be rushed.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Hannibal has incredible self control. He views masturbation as a natural part of human behaviour, but does it as a form of stress relief. His idea of self pleasure is a lot less overt, he takes pleasure in the smallest things like the smell of you, or even just the idea of your hands having been on the steering wheel (that scene in Hannibal 2001, anyone?)
He does however love watching you masturbate in front of him. You are definitely sexually satisfied in your relationships so rarely feel the need to take matters into your own hands, but sometimes you will lay on the bed writhing and moaning touching yourself because you know Hannibal is secretly watching you from the doorway.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
oh boy where do I start? Breeding (theoretically), lactation, bondage, sensory deprivation, orgasm denial, over stimulation, spanking, marking, knife play, food play. Anything that involves him having complete and utter control of you. Nothing is off limits (except scat)
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
I feel like Hannibal prefers to do things in the bedroom. It’s where he can be in complete and utter control of the situation. I don’t think he’s an exhibitionist by any means, he’d few that as being vulgar and rude. Anything sexual in public would be entirely psychological: a small touch of the arm, suggestive glances, manipulative comments. No one else would be able to know what was going on, but he’d have you rubbing your thighs together under the table just desperate to get back to your place.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Any display of your inner world, a glimpse of your psyche will have him wanting to penetrate it further. Yk how stabbing is viewed as a form of sex (shows will often say how a stabber is making up for their sexual inability), it’s like that but with psychoanalysis. All he wants to do is explore you in the most deep and intimate way possible.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Genuinely not sure if he has any hard limits, since he’s a convinced serial killer, but he wouldn’t cause you any life threatening harm. He is a manipulative bastard, he would be able to convince you to do some pretty extreme things. He’s an ex surgeon, so any harm he inflicts is tenderly and expertly patched up. The only hard-no I think he’d have is scat, bro has an insanely good sense of smell and besides it’s just gross and dirty. So hell no.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
MUNCHHHHHHH. Ahem, excuse me. Yeah this man EATS like his life depends on it. He will spend literal hours with his head between your legs. He spends his time trying to identify the features of your diet in your taste, giving you so many orgasms you think you might pass out. It’s a transcendental experience for the both of you. He doesn’t mind receiving, but not as a quick blow job, he only does it as a power play.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Slow and sensual all the way. To the point you’re begging him to speed up because it’s actually torture. If you piss him off, he goes even slower. It’s very rare that he goes fast and rough, but damn is it just as good when he does.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Absolutely not. He doesn’t see the point at all.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Hannibal is built off calculated risks, he is a sneaky bastard. He won’t do anything that could get him found out and sent back to prison, but he has an arsenal of fake identities and resources that he can use if he ever goes too far and needs to move you both.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He’s quite old, and so the actual p in v penetration lasts a reasonable amount of time, but sex with him is an all day event. Sometimes when you’re blind folded you’re convinced it has actually been days since you started, and yet simultaneously no time at all. He is insanely patient, he was in a cell with no entertainment for years, he can make you wait as long as he wants.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
So many. He has a dedicated chest for them, something fancy and antique. He is very secure in his abilities and masculinity, it doesn’t intimidate him to make you cum using a vibrator or a dildo. He also has an arsenal of satin ropes, blindfolds, paddles etc. anything you could possibly think of.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Too much if anything. He views you as a specimen he’s experimenting on, he’s like a kid pulling the legs off an ant to watch it squirm. He wants you to react, so he’s not above teasing the shit out of you.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Scarily silent when you’re blindfolded or out of your line of sight. He loves you not knowing where he’s gonna pop up from or where he’s gonna touch you. During sex itself, he is still on the quiet side. He grunts and lets out a deep moan occasionally. But mainly he’s a talker, he’s always explaining things in that smooth deep voice of it. Everything he does is design to add to the psychological experience, sometimes he’ll talk about the most random things (like philosophy or history) whilst giving you a mind bending orgasm, other times he’ll be talking you through it: telling you want to do, to tell him what you’re feeling/thinking, praising you for doing well.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He has a whole area of his mind palace dedicated to you. He’s mapped out everything he’s learned about you, physically and mentally. It’s so vivid that he can actually feel your skin, he also spends his spare time drawing pictures of you (nude and not nude) solely from memory.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
I think he’s probably quite average, between 5-6” and boy oh boy does he know how to use it. It’s girthy too, stretching you out every time you fuck.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
This is a complicated one, because he’s not conventionally super high sex drive-d like a regular man would be. He’s not a horny guy, horny doesn’t seem the right word. His self control is so great that he’s never overcome with need for sex in that sense, he’s always in control. Always. But his desire for you is on such an intrinsic level that everything you do is arousing to him. In case you couldn’t tell by this point, sex for Hannibal is all about intimacy and possessing you to the fullest level possible, not his own ability to get off.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
You always fall asleep first, Hannibal usually stroking your hair or caressing your skin. He always seems to be the last asleep and first awake. I’m not sure he does sleep tbh, I can’t picture it. He just sort of logs out 💀
A/N: ok there we go!! My first ever tumblr post. I still have no idea how to use this app icl. I mainly witnessed peak tumblr through instagram and Pinterest lol. Any tips are greatly appreciated!! This post also took like 6 months to make bc I kept forgetting about it 💔
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