🔞beggin for the beat!🔞

🐾🐶HE/HIM 🐶🐾

[puppy--play]

THE PUPPY PLAY COLLECTION

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Hiya! You can call me Teddy ^_^

This is a NSFW blog. I reblog sfw posts, but only occasionally. Proceed with caution, devil’s sacrament dead dove in the fridge etc etc

(blog title is the iDog tagline)

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[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[quasarkisses]

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

[duskdragonxiii]

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

[puppy--play]

teehee!!

did anyone hear a single angelic giggle reverberate throughout the room

[ntrider]

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

[ntrider]

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[aokozaki]

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

[ntrider]

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[aokozaki]

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

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wait! au au

[aokozaki]

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

[ntrider]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

[charl0ttan]

men did kinda have a point with meowing and wearing a collar and doig other stuff i tell them to

[realshy]

i guess in a sort of exotic, performative way, maybe, but i hold that women do it better

[charl0ttan]

im sorry but a woman will NEVER make a better subservient man than a subservient man.

[angelvvrath]

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

[bulkhummus]

Wait is jerking it to fanfic like? Widely accepted?

critically acclaimed even

[oonpy]

Dude last night was a one note post

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[charl0ttan]

going to the pet store but they dont let me buy anything because im not a pet

[27thfirefly]

subtextjob from a girl with huge implications

[antennafarm]

Visit Original Link

[pondwitch]

cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”

its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way

[powerburial]

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

[pondwitch]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[puppy--play]

i don’t know how i keep forgetting that this is my favorite kink like holyyyy shit guys i liked that a lot. guys i think this might be something i enjoy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

haven't kept up w/ pokemon but i'm assuming there's a whale type that uses its blowhole to shoot a beam attack of some type, yes? surely?

[kiriekonamistan]

Wailord and yes, though I don't remember the name of the attack since I don't use Wailord very often. 'Water Sport' isn't an attack, but I think it counts?

I think the attack I'm trying to remember is called 'Water Spout', and the reason I couldn't remember it is because it's so visually similar to the name 'Water Sport'.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

losing my goddamn mind over "Water Sport the pokemon attack"

[d-f-phantom]

[avese23]

“Not affected by snatch”