Don't Be Bitter - It Provokes Wrinkles

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[darwinquark]

Bamenzo + Steroline AU/Season 7 Headcanon || Jealous Fifth Wheel!Damon, requested by bamonbangel.

[bonneibennett]

8.14 | He’s right, Bon! You gotta let me go!

[awgwbr]

Tvd 7x15:

Damon:

The clothes:

What I noticed:

My Bamon brain will just leave it here ;) 

[awgwbr]

(poorly made)!Bamon sex because Julie didn’t give us that 

[vd-gifs]

Bonus:

[b-bonniebennett]

📱Bon Bon

Damon: You’re not the first woman in my life to decide you liked my brother better. Just the only one I ever thought DIDN’T.

Damon: You hardly ever even /talk/ to Stefan... You’d think if you were secretly carrying a torch for my brother, as your “best friend,” I might have had an inkling. Guess we aren’t as close as I thought we were.

Damon: You’re right, I’m a sleazeball. That makes this totally okay.

Bonnie: Okay, Damon... Stop.

Bonnie: I don't like Stefan. I do NOT want Stefan.

Bonnie: The reason you didn't have an inkling is because there was nothing going on between us. What you saw surprised me just as much as it surprised you. He just...kissed me. Literally out of nowhere.

Bonnie: So there. Believe me or don't... I really don't care, but what you're not going to do is accuse me of keeping secrets. I'm not Katherine. I'm not Elena. Bumping in the night and deception isn't really my style.

[b-bonniebennett]

📱Bon Bon

Damon: Oh, did I hit a nerve? So sorry.

Damon: My bad for thinking I was entitled to a heads up... You know, considering you claim to be my best friend /and/ I happen to live where you romp.

Bonnie: [read]

Bonnie: So is it you're the only one that's allowed to have a good time in house Salvatore? Or are you mad that it's Stefan?

Bonnie: Claim to be? What the he'll does that mean?

Bonnie: A heads up? I would like a heads up for half the shit you do, but do I get one?

Bonnie: And please, you've "romped" way beyond your bedroom so lets not.

[b-bonniebennett]

📱Bon Bon

Damon: Seeing it was easy. UNSEEING it - not so much.

Damon: It’s cool... I’m sure you had a good reason for sneaking around with my brother behind my back.

Damon: Great. Thanks.

Bonnie: Excuse me?

Bonnie: I don't have to sneak around anyone's back and honestly IF I was I don't see how it would be any of your damn buissness.

[b-bonniebennett]

📱Bon Bon

Damon: Is it safe to go home yet?

Damon: - Or is walking in on you sucking face with my brother gonna be a regular thing now?

Damon: Just checking, because I’d really rather skip that nauseating encore.

Bonnie: Oh... You saw that.

Bonnie: Damon, I would try to explain but I can't. I don't even know what that was.

Bonnie: I left 20 minutes ago...

[b-bonniebennett]

“Hey, don’t look at me! I’m not the one who did this, i’m just as confused as you are.”

[sassxmasterxsalvatore]

“Mm-hm, SURE… Look, if you wanted to get me alone desert island style, Bon Bon, you could have AT LEAST witchy-wooed us a nice tropical paradise…”

[b-bonniebennett]

"Ugh! Like I'd ever get stuck with you on purpose." Bonnie looked around the empty town and sighed. "Something obviously went wrong." Her eyes cut to him then. "This was probably meant for you and I got roped into it! Who did you piss off?"

[guilty-as-charged-i-ship-it]

Bonnie & Clyde AU

[b-bonniebennett]

📱Bon Bon

Damon: That would be great! ...But I know you’re far too stubborn to do that, so I’ll even settle for some vague truth at this point.

Damon: Sorry, can’t.

Bonnie: Vague? Fine. I don't see you the same way I see Care or Matt. I never have and despite trying to talk myself out of whatever this feeling is, it's only gotten worse.

Bonnie: Happy? Now leave me alone.

[b-bonniebennett]

📱Bon Bon

Damon: What would YOU call it?

Damon: I know what we’re talking about, but I’m being forced to rely on context to draw any sort of conclusions about what you may or may not feel about me.

Damon: What are we /not/ doing, Bonnie?

Bonnie: And I guess you're looking for me to just come on out and say it, right?

Bonnie: Just leave it alone.

[b-bonniebennett]

📱Bon Bon

Damon: Yeah, with me getting dumped. Kinda predicable storyline if you ask me.

Damon: You really didn’t say anything. It was all implied... In fact, I’m still not even fully convinced that I’m not just making assumtions about what we’re talking about here.

Damon: Do /what/?

Bonnie: There goes that word again.

Bonnie: C'mon, what do you think we're talking about , Damon? You can be oblivious but you're not dumb.

Bonnie: Nothing.

[b-bonniebennett]

📱Bon Bon

Damon: Bonnie, wait...

Damon: I’m sorry if I made you feel overlooked for even a second, but I promise you never were. I just didn’t think you’d ever want something more from someone like me.

Bonnie: We never expected to be friends either and look how that turned out...

Bonnie: Honestly it doesn't even matter. I didn't say anything. It's nobody's fault but my own.

Bonnie: But I can't do this. I won't do this.

[b-bonniebennett]

📱Bon Bon

Damon: Ric’s not really my type. Too hairy.

Damon: Guess I’ll just have to retire the position. Sigh.

Bonnie: Damn. That's too bad.

Bonnie: Bye.

[b-bonniebennett]

📱Bon Bon

Damon: Nope, there will be no “next one”. You single-handedly ruined the sexy best friend trope for me. Thanks a lot.

Damon: Yeah, well, I’m a special kind of crazy.

Bonnie: Sorry not sorry. Maybe Ric would be up for the job.

Bonnie: Obviously.