It's cool not growing old; I like being the eternal stud.

Damon Salvatore. 176 Eternally 24. Vampire. Humanity: on [ ] off [ ] questionable [x]1x1 Bamon RP blog

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Damon Salvatore in 7x14

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Damon Salvatore 8x11 - available for rp use

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📱Bon Bon

Bonnie: Okay, Damon... Stop.

Bonnie: I don't like Stefan. I do NOT want Stefan.

Bonnie: The reason you didn't have an inkling is because there was nothing going on between us. What you saw surprised me just as much as it surprised you. He just...kissed me. Literally out of nowhere.

Bonnie: So there. Believe me or don't... I really don't care, but what you're not going to do is accuse me of keeping secrets. I'm not Katherine. I'm not Elena. Bumping in the night and deception isn't really my style.

[five minutes later...]

Damon: I believe you.

Damon: Also... I’m sorry for being a dick.

Damon: P.S. - WHAT THE HELL?

Damon: ...Do you want me to work him over for you, Bon? Because I’m totally up to the task.

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📱Bon Bon

Bonnie: [read]

Bonnie: So is it you're the only one that's allowed to have a good time in house Salvatore? Or are you mad that it's Stefan?

Bonnie: Claim to be? What the hell does that mean?

Bonnie: A heads up? I would like a heads up for half the shit you do, but do I get one?

Bonnie: And please, you've "romped" way beyond your bedroom so lets not.

Damon: You’re not the first woman in my life to decide you liked my brother better. Just the only one I ever thought DIDN’T.

Damon: You hardly ever even /talk/ to Stefan... You’d think if you were secretly carrying a torch for my brother, as your “best friend,” I might have had an inkling. Guess we aren’t as close as I thought we were.

Damon: You’re right, I’m a sleazeball. That makes this totally okay.

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📱Bon Bon

Bonnie: Excuse me?

Bonnie: I don't have to sneak around anyone's back and honestly IF I was I don't see how it would be any of your damn business.

Damon: Oh, did I hit a nerve? So sorry.

Damon: My bad for thinking I was entitled to a heads up... You know, considering you claim to be my best friend /and/ I happen to live where you romp.

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📱Bon Bon

Bonnie: Oh... You saw that.

Bonnie: Damon, I would try to explain but I can't. I don't even know what that was.

Bonnie: I left 20 minutes ago...

Damon: Seeing it was easy. UNSEEING it - not so much.

Damon: It’s cool... I’m sure you had a good reason for sneaking around with my brother behind my back.

Damon: Great. Thanks.

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I had all and then most of you Some and now none of you Take me back to the night we met I don't know what I'm supposed to do Haunted by the ghost of you Oh, take me back to the night we met

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📱Bon Bon

Damon: Is it safe to go home yet?

Damon: - Or is walking in on you sucking face with my brother gonna be a regular thing now?

Damon: Just checking, because I’d really rather skip that nauseating encore.

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b-bonniebennett:

“Ugh! Like I’d ever get stuck with you on purpose.” Bonnie looked around the empty town and sighed. “Something obviously went wrong.” Her eyes cut to him then. “This was probably meant for you and I got roped into it! Who did you piss off?”

“—And the Understatement of the Century Award goes to... Bonnie Bennett, everybody!” Damon clapped his hands slowly, looking around at the eerily empty shell of what had always been the buzzing town square. “Well, the good news is—if this was MY fault, we can narrow down the suspect list to mere h u n d r e d s.”

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“Hey, don’t look at me! I’m not the one who did this, i’m just as confused as you are.”

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“Mm-hm, SURE... Look, if you wanted to get me alone desert island style, Bon Bon, you could have AT LEAST witchy-wooed us a nice tropical paradise...”

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Long Shots and Missed Opportunities

“—Bonnie...—”

A few moments later Damon breaks away from the premeditated kiss, a small, satisfied smirk briefly flickering across his features. Still lingering in the doorway, the vampire absentmindedly straightened his shirt, squaring his shoulders against whatever outraged response was surely coming his way. 

“—THERE... Now that’s finally out of the way, you can go back to being M A D at me, or whatever the regularly scheduled programming was for this evening...”

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📱Bon Bon

Bonnie: And I guess you're looking for me to just come on out and say it, right?

Bonnie: Just leave it alone.

Damon: That would be great! ...But I know you’re far too stubborn to do that, so I’ll even settle for some vague truth at this point.

Damon: Sorry, can’t.

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📱Bon Bon

Bonnie: There goes that word again.

Bonnie: C'mon, what do you think we're talking about, Damon? You can be oblivious but you're not dumb.

Bonnie: Nothing.

Damon: What would YOU call it?

Damon: I know what we’re talking about, but I’m being forced to rely on context to draw any sort of conclusions about what you may or may not feel about me.

Damon: What are we /not/ doing, Bonnie?

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📱Bon Bon

Bonnie: We never expected to be friends either and look how that turned out...

Bonnie: Honestly it doesn't even matter. I didn't say anything. It's nobody's fault but my own.

Bonnie: But I can't do this. I won't do this.

Damon: Yeah, with me getting dumped. Kinda predicable storyline if you ask me.

Damon: You really didn’t say anything. It was all implied... In fact, I’m still not even fully convinced that I’m not just making assumptions about what we’re talking about here.

Damon: Do /what/?

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📱Bon Bon

Bonnie: Damn. That's too bad.

Bonnie: Bye.

Damon: Bonnie, wait...

Damon: I’m sorry if I made you feel overlooked for even a second, but I promise you never were. I just didn’t think you’d ever want something more from someone like me.

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📱Bon Bon

Bonnie: Sorry not sorry. Maybe Ric would be up for the job.

Bonnie: Obviously.

Damon: Ric’s not really my type. Too hairy.

Damon: Guess I’ll just have to retire the position. Sigh.

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📱Bon Bon

Bonnie: Well good for the next one.

Bonnie: Lie. You're fully aware.

Damon: Nope, there will be no “next one”. You single-handedly ruined the sexy best friend trope for me. Thanks a lot.

Damon: Yeah, well, I’m a special kind of crazy.