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SOLDIER OF VOID { wear } A college student from a town stuck in time. The wild Bee spends his days working, hiding in his room, and irritating his matesprit.

[soupexpertt]

He is so unfazed by this point. The wind? Sure, let's take a look.

Same energy as:

I love them

[bakersfield-row]

[kldpxl]

Always

[decomposedmaw]

Chillin’ on the Bridge

[tweets-from-danville]

[pookam]

I TRIED TO CONVERT A NON-FUNCTIONING VIDEO IN VEGAS AND IT FUCKED UP

[ferronnuff]

what the wasp in the corner of my room sees in its final moments

[bingomann]

Endou Yuu versus the cosmic unknown 

[bingomann]

have some more 

[bingomann]

ok have one more before I go to bed 

Ren is also an eldritch being

[bingomann]

I don’t think I ever posted this here

[disgustinggf]

[the-bibrarian]

[only-tiktoks]

[everythingfox]

Goal keeper

[roxylalonde]

made katsu curry for me and my roommate

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

dark green is a nice color. underrated

[hesitating]

ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

[takenbythestarcatchers]

This is literally my favorite color. 😩 Smaragd green is another dark shade of green that I’m absolutely obsessed with.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[thecollectibles]

Art by Artem Chebokha

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Todd the most chillest of barbarians

I rolled really well for all of my stats except for one (I got a 5). So I decided it’d be fun to play a barbarian with a monk multiclass, and made the 5 the int. I also made him into a almost hippie/surfer dude stereotype. Since the monk thing hasn’t come up yet everyone assumes he’s got a low wis (just a poor roller) too…I have done nothing to stop this. In fact the joke has became that unless I ask for an insight check I’m just assuming the best thing is happening. 

Me (Todd): So can I roll an insight on this situation?

DM: Sure. 10 isn’t going to cut it. So everything seems fine. 

Me (Todd): Gnarly dudes. I’m glad everyones doing well. 

Rogue: Everyone but the dead body Todd.

Paladin: What the fuck Todd. 

Me: Whoooooaaaaaa man I totally miissed that! Who is it?

Bard: *Cackling laughing*  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

DM: Todd you do not see the giant stone ball with a 8 on perception, make a strength check. 

Me: Bummer dude. 

Rogue: OH MY GOSH JUST STOP THE STONE OR WE’RE GOING TO DIE!

Wizard: Fuck you I’ll teleport away first!

DM: *Joking* Todd it seems like Rogue and wizard are flirting again. 

Me: Dudes, I’m all for your love and all but this isn’t the best time for romance. 

Wizard: Oh my god I’m dimension dooring away. 

[catasters]

[toskarin]

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

[toskarin]