Read in a fat voice

Hello, my name is Pookam. I am a top tier character on Tumblr when played at a tournament level. I reblog gaming things, things I find funny, or a combo of both. Streaming Funnies at twitch.tv/pookam

[hajohinta]

[viehfutter]

Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[angelicguy]

i think its funny that the average american has no clue how hormones work so now we have fully grown men convinced that testosterone is like an attack stat in dota 2

[beezii]

the two types of katt monroe star fox

[beezii]

I was reminded that there is in fact, a third Katt Monroe

[b33tlejules]

Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE

[bikwin5]

*orchestral music that begins light and starts swelling*

"A tumblr blog? I thought that site died years ago." "This isn't just a blog. It's an idea. A mindset. A place where many have ventured." "One of those popular ones?" "Far from it. Call it something of an untouched gem..."

THIS is bikwin5.

*dramatic sting, music stops*

"Um... bikwin5?" "Yeah like, Pikmin 2 upside down. You know?" "Well, no. I don't."

*music resumes*

"I am bikwin5. Welcome to my blog." "What kind of place even is this?" "It's every kind of post you could imagine. Nintendo funnies, weird drawings, audio jokes... It's all here. All perfectly contained in this one little blog. And only the finest caliber jokes-"

*music stops again*

"When you nut but she keeps sucking?" "Yeah you know, that feeling after you uh... Actually, just forget it."

*music resumes, gets much more dramatic*

"You want my blog, then? You'll have to come and take it."

I came to this blog to see the funny posts. The pictures. The videos. Even the ancient touhou fanart reblogs. But I'd never expect we'd be using this blog to save the world.

Well, maybe not to save my lunch. HUUUUUEGH

bikwin5: THE MOVIE

"There's a BLUESKY too!?"

COMING THIS SUMMER

[zeadeye]

When I was a kid I thought Master Chief was gender fluid bc I didn't understand who Cortana was so anytime she talked I just thought it was chief being a girl for that sentence

[justsomeguycore]

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

[z0mb13-34ts-br41ns]

My rendition 🥰

[marinella-ela]

[b33tlejules]

Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE

[brucebocchi]

[marvelousmop]

In my experience, they tend to actually go with the way dumber option of "Okay so this means that, every time we pit the hare against the tortoise, the tortoise would win, and therefore a tortoise can also beat all the other animals a hare could ordinarily beat in a race"

[upgradetiger]

[eigenblogging]

can you not tag your shitty emo posts as super monkey ball

[lordelmelloi2]

[cosmonautroger]

Proboscis Monkey

[badassdemonsword]

[worm-suggestion]

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

[prettiestplatypus]

Pokopia is pretty neat (don't ask how many hundreds of hours I put into it)

Bonus Panel:

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[creepymutelilbugger]

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

[sergle]

ok so this would be my vision for the cigarette cake x