the belly of the b_st

Musings of a Tufts Jumbo from Hong Kong

[alicent-florent]

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[marinella-ela]

[juliathefacesofevil]

there must be a better place you could be doing that

[tomboyfemboy]

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room

[candyspider-deactivated20230731]

mario party minigame

[teathattast]

[legend-tripper]

[crebermatrix-deactivated2023080]

I think I might have a problem guys

[crebermatrix-deactivated2023080]

[thickness-protection-program]

"Hi my name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"

[thickness-protection-program]

Us whenever we go out

[blackkyurems-deactivated2013121]

Now you can have that crazy old man from pokemon leaf green/fire red laying on your blog because he hasn’t had his coffee

[biglawbear]

Years later now I am the crazy old man laying on the ground cuz he hasn’t had his coffee

[cloudstation]

Worst types of country songs:

Alcoholism rules

God bless the USA

Truck

Diet christian music

Love a small town blue eyed girl

Best types of country songs:

Just a specific ass situation

I hate this damn job

Woman kills those who've wronged her

Alcoholism sucks

[linguini17]

Also best:  I slowly stole an entire vehicle one piece at a time because why the fuck not

[gaypeopletwitter]

[rosered3-deactivated20240912]

OR YOUR RACISM!!!

And don’t front we’ve all seen that shit in our community and it needs to be squashed!

[gringoslur]

my brain: remember when u were really attracted to the dude from phill of the future when u were a kid?

taviv ullman:

my brain: cuz u still are. 

[metgala2018]

[brutereason]

“In 2012, Louis C.K. appeared on “The Daily Show” and said that “comedians and feminists are natural enemies” because “feminists can’t take a joke.” Jon Stewart nodded vigorously and agreed. Today, Stewart is being fawned over for acknowledging, in response to Louis C.K.’s fall, that “comedy on its best day is not a great environment for women.” A friend, the comedian Zahra Noorbakhsh, texted me: Ten years from now a man will win awards for his documentary about all this. If you believe us now only because your peers are facing professional ruin, that deserves its own reckoning. I’ll wait.”

— Why Men Aren’t Funny - The New York Times

[dandalf-thegay-deactivated20190]

I came across the Wikihow for speaking with a Bostonian accent and I couldn’t decide which picture I loved the most so I included them all

[rincewitch]

this is exactly what being in boston is like

[seatrench]

(source)

[memesandlaughs]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thescariestface]

modern day greek chorus

[whenyavoguingfem]

lost legends of paris is burning dir. jennie livingston [1990]

[jstor]

If you ever wondered what my favorite JSTOR article is, it’s “The Drag Queen and the Mummy,” about a mummified body that was found in Dorian Corey’s closet after she passed. Read it here: https://www.jstor.org/stable/2935316

[hitchcomet]

[budacub]

thank you for htis

[brodoyouevenhonk]

I would watch Star Wars

[itsjustaplantman-blog]

[lastsonlost]

upgrade