did sandra oh win any awards for this?
Ok actually brilliant
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did sandra oh win any awards for this?
Ok actually brilliant
no language should be mocked other than french
Birds is “oiseaux” in French.
No letter is pronunced the way it should.
And there are seven of them.
ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT
oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables
got vowels coming out the oiseaux
zoologist: This species plays a vital role in its ecosystem and it won’t hurt you unless you provoke it.
some of you lot: Yeah, but I don’t personally like them so they should all die, sorry.
…obviously wasps are the exception
This post was about wasps.
How markers are tested
No wonder they barely work when you buy them.
I could be wrong but what’s interesting to me personally is that Elijah wasnt just mad, he was scared for his life cuz there was a queen who wanted him dead so Elijah ran and told God he wanted to die because he was in such anguish
But God is so good and He always knows what we need!
Notice too that he didn’t even give Elijah some encouraging words to comfort him. He just told him to eat. Sometimes just being there and making sure someone gets through their anguish is enough.
AND THUS SPOKE THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE
“Why don’t you have a some food and maybe you’ll feel better.“
And God said, “Have a Snickers.”
And Elijah inquired of the Lord, asking “Why?” and the Lord replied, “Because thou doth lament greatly when thou art hungry”.
Thus Elijah took and he ate of the confection, finding it to be exceedingly satisfying.
The Lord then asked, “Art thou better?”, and Elijah replied, “Indeed Lord, I am better”. Then the Lord further advised Elijah, saying unto him, “Thou art not thineself when thou art hungry”.
Y’ALL SEEING THIS???
pancakes are made of eggs omfg
Poor Grandma
this is seriously the one time I wish a video has sound.
Brilliant.
What the hell is this? :O
Muriel from Courage the Cowardly Dog snapped!
ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk
Oh? Would you elaborate?
okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying “hewwo” so since then I started saying “hewwo” instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds, naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely “hewwo”like with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwo’s a day
but now that you have backstory I was just standing in my kitchen making rice, everythings dead silent, and suddenly this fucking “HEWWO??” echoes through the whole apartment and it almost killed me
I actually got in huge trouble with my fiance’s sister for that. One night, I heard Fish meowing and it kinda sounded like she was saying “hello” so I decided to encourage it. If no one was going to try to get the cat to stop screaming at 3am, I wanted to try to get her to scream words so everyone would be as disturbed about it as I was. For the better part of three years, I used treats to reward her whenever she “spoke” while not letting anyone else know I was trying to teach her stuff.
One day, my fiance’s sister goes to give Fish a treat and the cat whiffs it. Misses the treat completely and it bounces under the fridge, so she’s trying to stick her paw under to get it back.
“Oh no, Fish. You lost your snack!”
“I know I know.”
Instant chaos. It wasn’t even Fish’s best words. If she had only said it once, maybe no would have noticed, but the repetition got attention and everyone just lost it. I made the mistake of praising Fish and suddenly I have the sister turn on me. “Are you why she says ‘oh no’ all the time?” Apparently Fish rarely “meows” properly anymore and will say “Oh no” whenever she’s mildly inconvenienced and wants a human to fix it for her.
Mayor Cuts Down Man’s 30-Year-Old Majestic Tree, His Revenge Is Awesome
This is one of the best stories we read in a long time. An arborist AKA a tree caretaker and tree surgeon from Redondo Beach, California had to watch the death of one of his favorite trees, which was ordered by the mayor. Although he lost a great battle, he won the war. Find out how he avenged the death of his 30-year-old pepper tree named Clyde.
His story was recently shared online and has already been shared over 150k times. RIP Clyde.
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This is druidic as fuck
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I can confirm this is more or less what went down.
Most definitely what went down.
Are we surprised tho
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Every time he said “ma’am” you could tell he really was saying “bitch” in his head and it meant so much to me
Just in case you forgot, she is the girl who wore a rifle around a college campus after a major school shooting.
fuck her .