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[funnytwittertweets]

[babyanimalgifs]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

breakfast in bed

[themetaisawesome]

Breakfast is bed

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

[faeblesmith]

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Should’ve checked whether anyone in my house likes eggs before we got chickens. I have 67 eggs that need eating.

[friendly-neighborhood-wizard]

go out and throw them at cop cars

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

How many cop cars do you think are within walking distance of my house

[reverendyoda]

Once you egg the first, there’s a delivery service for more.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Ah yes, the Grand Theft Auto method

[tiktoksgay]

[nordurpollinn]

[yuumei-art]

I'm ready to leave this messed up world and jump into fantasy land. Who's with me?

[toastbutteregg]

[ruinedchildhood]

[foolfortune]

[lethalwizard]

hate being australian on the internet americans will be like “happy wet fuck wednesday!!” and i will look at the clock and it is 4:37pm on a thursday. i have missed wet fuck wednesday yet again

[lethalwizard]

happy wet fuck wednesday to everyone with a negative UTC offset

[misakarose]

“I don’t know how I’ll feel when I’m dead… But I don’t want to regret the way I lived!”

✧ happy belated birthday, itadori yuji!! ✧

[zulfr3d]

[stag-bi]

losing my shit over this pic of a kitten at the vet

[fashion-runways]

NENSI DOJAKA at London Fashion Week Fall 2022 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

[transfemininomenon]

[senjo]