anyway they played my bullshit on the radio oh my fucking goddddddd #mybullshit

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anyway they played my bullshit on the radio oh my fucking goddddddd #mybullshit
there’s no one else could warm my heart as much as you
anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it
Go ahead guys I’m bored rn
if i was famous i would add myself to the notable bisexual wikipedia page and then post something on my instagram story about how my fans are so parasocial
it's crazy how plausible all the shit the corporations do in the murderbot diaries is. that one scene when murderbot was talking to those humans who had signed a 20 year corporate work contract and it asked them if the contract specified 20 years by the standard local calendar or by a proprietary calendar created by the company was downright unsettling 😬 if the ceos of modern earth companies read these books they would probably start crying because the government won't let them do most of this in real life.
hey fun fact this has absolutely happened before. part of the push to standardize time/timezones was because factory employers had clocks set to the pace of their machinery. meaning of the workers were not doing enough, time would run slower until they had reached their goal. there is historical precedent.
doodle for my friend who put himself through rewatching TROS
I saw one edit and I'm back in the fucking trenches LET ME GO GAY BOYS
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i love that we and cats share pareidolia (seeing patterns where they dont exist), but instead of seeing faces in everyday objects like us, they see snakes
that computer cord? snake. string? small snake. cucumber? short fat straight snake
snake pareidolia is one of the strongest things in human minds too! people report freezing mid-stride before being consciously aware of a snake in front of them, and the same happens with coiled rope, etc. in humans and other primates. it’s even been proposed that the need to detect snakes was a factor in the development of primates’ insanely good color eyesight
It’s because snakes are wonderful and we must stop and admire them at any cost
man speaking of work whenever i’m out with friends i feel like the biggest normie on the block then i go to work and im like Odd Cunt Prime
waiting for the day i change jobs so i can finally post the mildly cool thing about my workplace that i can’t do as long as i work here bc it’s a very specific dox
You took the Lord’s name in vain. No I didn’t, Janet. I found it very useful, actually.
The Nice Guys (2016) dir. Shane Black
Rereading all systems red and the first 2 chapters are strong contenders for funniest intro to a book series. Jumping straight to action, and mb is giving us absolutely no info about anything. Who are those people? Some weird hippies it's not important. Why are they here? Mb does not give a shit. What is this planet? Fuck if it knows. Here is a small paragraph that fucking states everyone's relationship status like a wiki article that we are never gonna get back to. Ugh there are hostiles that keep us away from our media #our media.
Why does everyone think fiction is just fantasy wish fulfillment now and not like an exploration of themes and ideas