Reverend Yoda

Monsieur Hamil, est-ce qu'on peut vivre sans amour?

[inimoose]

Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

[wifegideonnav]

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

:/

[sadclowncentral]

i`m going to loose my mind i just burnt my toast and i am so tired that for some reason i completely forgot where i was. and with the instinct ingrained from years of living on a sailing boat as a child i just went to feed the fish.

only that i am not on a sailing boat. there are no fish to feed. i just fucking threw bread out of the window of a third story apartment in the middle of the city very much on land. what the fuck

[homunculus-argument]

The important part of making horrible kitchen concotions is to give them properly horrid names. I have discovered a new dish: The Blended Devil.

It's like deviled eggs, but instead of taking the yolks out of the eggs, you just mash the entire boiled eggs into mush with a fork and mix the rest of the ingredients in there. Eaten from a bowl, with a fork or a spoon depending on the consistency. Or go at it labrador style with your face down in the bowl if you're like that. Not up to me.

[thenotme]

That already has a name. It's called egg salad T-T

[homunculus-argument]

How is a concotion of eggs, mayo, mustard, and seasonings to taste a salad? It contains zero leafy green or vegetable.

[what-even-is-thiss]

A salad can just be a chopped mix of things. That’s egg salad alright. I put it on sandwiches. You can also put pickle relish and/or chopped onion in it.

[homunculus-argument]

If we go by the definition that any chopped mess of random bullshit counts as a salad, then I guess I'm a salad.

[reverendyoda]

Not until you dive into a wood chipper, you ain't. (Do Not Do That)

Edit: Based on the etymology of the word, a case could be made that you are, indeed, A Salad.

[fulda-gap-express]

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

[fulda-gap-express]

North America peaked with this design and every change since has been worse.

[luidilovins]

[grrrrrrrbarkbarkbark-deactivate]

NONONONO NO. NO. DO YOU WANT ANY OF THIS FUCKING SHIT BACK?

[prof-grace-aspen]

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

[duchessvongooseberg]

"do you want any of this fucking shit back?" motherfucker yes!!!!!!!!!!

[tethered-heartstrings]

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

[tethered-heartstrings]

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[eraserheadbabycat]

[minecraft]

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

[shodaisatellite]

[7itch0zero]

[imjunebitch]

queers who unironically hate on furries and kinksters are funny as hell. like awh what's that buddy? you base your moral judgements on your petty disgust rather than intrinsic harm? awh...

you would be homophobic if you were straight.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[danshive]

Two velociraptors plan an attack.

“And then you show up from the side, and stare at that guy for a couple seconds before attacking.”

“Shouldn’t I surprise attack right away?”

“No no no, you have to give him time to call you a clever girl.”

“Ooh, I do want that.”

“Right?”

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[reasonsforhope]

Holy shit!!!!!!! HUNGARY DID IT!!!!

-via the Los Angeles Blade, June 1, 2026

[davids-deepest-desires]

Authoritarians want you to believe that that you have no hope. They require it to stay in power. The only way for them to win is for you to believe that they already have.

[reverendyoda]

I am still giddy reading "then-Prime Minister Viktor Orbán" :')

[power-handmaiden]

when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).

Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.

I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.

[katsdom]

That is a real teacher!

[victusinveritas]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[coherent-sheaf]

Ez valami millenial kapuzarasi panik vagy a fasz tudja, es most roppant szegyellosen, szinte papirzacskoval a fejemen, hangomat eltorzitva merem csak hangosan megkerdezni, de

Milyen KEZI kaveorlot ajanlotok? Nem presszot szoktam inni, hanem french presst, nehanapjan torok kavet. Tudom, ehhez kb ket teljesen mas masina kell, de en megprobalom.

Kaffia Barista X | alza.hu

A kávébabok kávékészítés előtti őrlése fontos a tökéletes kávéíz eléréséhez. Ezért bizonyára jól jön a hasznos Kaffia kávédaráló mindenkinek

Ez jon szembe, es ez pl. szimpatikus darabnak tunik az ara miatt, a fem orlo miatt (ez nem tudom, miert de pluszpontnak maradt meg a fejemben), de ahogy lattam mashol kommentben, ipari hulladek, mert szeteshet a kezedben mar csak attol, hogy hasznalni mered a hasznalatra teremtett eszkozt, es ettol oltonyos faszkalapokat dobnek kohokba duhomben.

Nemtom, monnyatok valamit

[theenemywithintheparty]

Hario, nem tul nagy, fem. csodalatos. V60hoz hasznalom

[droidzombi]

nekem is valamilyen hariom van, sok éve működik. annyi vele a baj, hogy egyrészt, fárasztó ez a kézzel őrlés, msárészt én nehezen állítom újra be a szemcseméretet, ha szétszedtem meg ilyesmik

[khazaiargos]

@reverendyoda keresik a kávééned

[reverendyoda]

Hario erősen seconded. A Mini-Slim+ jól bírja a strapát, bár a 24 grammos töltőtömeg annyira nem optimális. Török kávétól a french/aeropressig bármit tud, valamint ki lehet egészíteni egy Electro Solo külső motorral, ha az ember kávézni akar, nem dolgozni (oké, ez drága és úri huncutság, de volt már ínhüvelygyulladásom, annál mindenképpen megérősebb). Én driphez használtam egy ilyet igen sokáig. Nullára sikerült koptatnom a kerámiapofákat úgy, hogy egyetlen másik része sem kotyogott még. Cseréltem, ment tovább. Mondjuk a harmadikról nem célszerű leejteni, azt nem bírta. Long story.