Your B to Blow Privileges Have Been Revoked

[jimgaffigan]

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

[hurricane-emily]

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

[typo-xx-deactivated20150805]

[fymodernfamily]

[oldgods9]

The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years

[silly-luv]

[mymodernmet]

German photographer Julia Christe's hilarious Freestyle Series captures the motion of various types of dogs as they leap through the air.

[stormofthunder-deactivated20200]

[poeseph]

IT’S THE CHILD OF MOON MOON AND DOGE!!

[hqri]

I spent the afternoon with a person i love today :-)

[b-to-blow]

I'm glad that you and your watering can are so happy together.

[sizvideos]

[solluxxander]

TINY RAPTOR FLUFF

[not-a-comedian]

hello thar nightguard

[imdemetrialynn]

I don’t know why this didn’t go viral back then. I would be in jail and her teacher would be bald right now… police didn’t even charge her with criminal or any assault just fined her with $175. White privilege is beyond real, stay woke. 

[thequeenssuicide]

I would have whooooooooppppppeeddddd her ass

[dynastylnoire]

where are all the white girls that want to be apart of the natural hair movement now?

[strawberry-shawty-deactivated20]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[pcapitated-deactivated20180722]

Unrepeatable (1994)

[fuckyeahguysindresses]

Insta-reblog.

[misandry-mermaid]

"He hasn’t got the victim mentality we usually request at this point of the status debate." Brilliant.

[stigmartyr762]

[silversora-deactivated20190324]

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

[seaquell]

[jellybaby74]

Black Widow is bad ass 😉

[memewhore]

[lookdifferentmtv-deactivated201]

So in love with ALL of this from Girl Code’s race episode. 

Want to work on your own racial biases? Check out our racial bias cleanse.

[pleatedjeans]

via

[jagarsjora]

Parenting: you’re doing it right. 

[221cbakerstreet]

oh my god that’s a perfect evil plan

[soloontherocks-moving-refol-blog]

suddenly I am completely comfortable leaving the fate of the country in the hands of someone who is clearly an evil genius

[babyanimalposts]

[gael-garcia]

Daniel Radcliffe’s Reddit AMA + Elijah Wood 

[fuckyeahforensics]

[doodlee-a]

GUYS, THIS IS IMPORTANT. I’ve been a lifeguard for four years, and I didn’t fully appreciate this until a little kid jumped into the shallow end of the lap pool. He wasn’t flailing. His eyes were wide in panic and h would try and push himself off the bottom, but the water was right over his head. It took me a couple seconds to register what had happened, and fortunately, another swimmer right beside the kid managed to grab him when he saw my reaction.

[greatmommadragon]

My mother and I run a water safety non-profit organization and this is one of the things we teach. In movies someone who is drowning always yells and screams and it’s very dramatic and obvious but in real life you really have to be paying attention

[pseudonymsobriquet]

I was on holiday in Egypt when I was 14, and there was a 4-year-old Italian boy I had to save because no-one else even thought he was in trouble. Luckily, the water wasn’t too deep and only came up to my waist, but the kid was so small it covered his head. All he did was gasp for air and angle his head up, and tried kicking off the pool floor while reaching his hands up. I sat him on the edge of the pool in the shallow end and then his mother came over and thanked me.

I didn’t think much of it then, but I saved a life that day.

THIS COULD LITERALLY SAVE A LIFE.

[wire-man]

After 2 years of lifeguarding and many more of competitive swimming I can verify this. Drowning signs are eerily quiet. It helps to catch them early. The pool I worked at had a large amount of regular clients. I’d always keep an extra lookout for people I didn’t recognize since I didn’t know their swimming ability. Their face aiming towards the sky is the first thing they’ll almost always do. Especially children.