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music that won't let you Forget

oops i made more music but this time it'll make you anxious

#music #my music #experimental music #dark ambience #anxious faggot music for anxious faggots

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

As Americans stew over the looming risk of job-stealing AI and data centers in their back yards, the feds are raising the alarm about a new

Well just call me a violent anti-tech extremist then.

rednines

sacred-portal

losing my mind bc I just saw someone point out that RKS system (Silvally's ability) is like. arr-kay-ess -> Arceus bc it's supposed to be Aether's attempt at building god (a la mewtwo but splicing instead of cloning)

I guess it would be less surprising to me if I wasn't part of the population that pronounces it ar-see-us fjshsjfkshahf

#wheh #for the last almost 10 years i was just like whatever we just name shit anything now #like i just did not think twice about some letters ass name for an ability for a pokemon that evolves from something called 'Type: Null'

diamantefangs

fivestarfaggot

Still on my utility pole bullshit

fivestarfaggot

Yeah dawg

#insp

anonpolls

A strange genie appears and has an offer for you. You’ll be cured of all, you’ll have a stable job you’re happy with, and you’ll basically just live the best life you can imagine. However, there’s a catch—you’ll have to relive one specific grade level from middle or high school (the genie is American).

Which would you pick?

6th grade

7th grade

8th grade

9th/freshman year

10th/sophomore year

11th/junior year

12th/senior year

decline the magician’s offer

none, i am the magician

answers to the magician

Remaining time: 22 hours 55 minutes

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

#erm if im going in with adult wisdom and can alter subsequent events using what i know? either 6th grade or freshman year #if i am a passive bystander within my body living through the experiences? probably 8th grade or senior year #those two were probably the Least Sucks

damn boutta uninstall youtube or smth like I keep getting weird homophobe/transphobe ragebait shit despite every single one getting the "not interested/do not show this channel again" treatment

#wheh #it's so many weird like >1min shorts that are like. worlds most obvious bait if you observe for .5 seconds

damnnn we're making such insanely good time i actually get to teach deep cleaning directly instead of just explaining the process quickly and doing the time saving version lol

#wheh #thamks adderall my friend adderall #i mean it helps that he's not clueless so we were able to tag team things #definitely have more prep to show him next time but today was pretty light on things that needed to be done in that regard

bugthingsdaily

Today's bug thing is this pair of horseshoe crab earrings from Bamboo Jewelry!

ouppygirlpaws

🦠 #my crobe

gushism

my pet computer bugs

kushblazer666

my replacement im training at work is one of my neighbors im dead 💀💀💀

#wheh #i met him once in passing like a year ago but it didnt click #not until id trained him saturday and then saw him the next day waiting at the elevator in my building at least lmaoo #anyway taking a break early so the assistant dept manager can do some of the training since he cares slightly more about proper procedure #and i wanna make sure he gets at least some by-the-books info that i probably forgot #anyway i remembered to take my adderall and i purposefully didnt bring a cart to work so shit's about to get soooooo done so well #anyway how many 'anyway' statements can i make in one set of tags

egberts

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

crabussy

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

crabussy

bee boo ba ba.....

crabussy

this is becoming a really beautiful post

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