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🎉 29|They/Them

[n-adi-ra]

Here's some straight malarky for you guys

[rabdoidal]

contender for funniest line delivery in a porno

[figuraine]

carpet imprints

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[angelic-odette]

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

[somethingfangirly]

Seriously. What the fuck did he think was going to happen?

[bigmickswingin]

protip for everyone, but mostly boys in this case:

when you are on a date, and someone has an interest you don't quite get, instead of saying lol lame, try saying hmm i don't quite get that, please explain that to me, and then listen as the other person talks about why that thing is something they are in to.

you might learn something which recontextualizes the matter, and you will definitely learn something more about your date, which is the entire point of dating.

you don't have to be a superfan by the end, but you will have shown you can be chill and take an interest in stuff, which is much more likely to result in a second date instead of being ditched in a coffee line.

this also works outside of dating, btw.

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[gorusiti7]

Kawkaw wants to play!

[kaiserouo]

wait

[kaiserouo]

Twitter is extra relatable today idk if its a good thing

[cloudabserk]

love that rocky calls grace baby

[flowerprintundies]

TF lineart sketch doodle dump

[1300marshall]

so hiccups are a human thing right?

[kaiserouo]

i haven't seen enough big v1

[kaiserouo]

god i wish that were me

[kaiserouo]

:)

[kaiserouo]

god i wish that were me

[werewolf-gimmick-2]

Women are always saying this to me

[firagasoap]

LINDA CUBE - Tatsuyuki Tanaka

[gamelele]

リンダキューブ (1995)

[oneheadtoanother]

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes