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ship sideblog

[b0nked-spy]

can't be a scoutspy shipper on main so here comes all my shame

edit: since this is my pinned post check out this which is where my current banner is from

[b0nked-spy]

Remember when scoutabuse was a common term. I think we should bring it back. I think we should torture that twink

[b0nked-spy]

"Oh, you grew your hair out..."

"I told you I would. For every day you've been gone."

"I didn't think you were serious... Come on, I will take you to get it cut."

"Only if you're planning on staying."

[b0nked-spy]

"Did I tell you how beautiful I think your hair is like that?"

"Oh, don't start with that now. I've gotten wise to your flattery, mister. You're not even gonna spend the night, are you?"

"I could be tempted..."

"Hm. Tempted by what? Those bozos finished off the rest of my wine."

"It was never the wine I was interested in, cher cœur."

[dear heart]

"I put up mistletoe, y'know. You can skip the sweet talk."

"You used to enjoy flirting with me..."

"You used to think my pickup lines were terrible."

"I still do."

"...There's just no winning with you. Now are you gonna kiss me, or what?"

"I think I will."

"About ti—"

"..."

"...!"

"..."

"Y'know, I think I... left a present in the bedroom..."

"Did you, now?"

"Uhuh. It's for you."

"I think I'd like to see this gift..."

"Then you should pick up those fancy pants and follow me, buster."

"Avec plaisir..."

[with pleasure]

[greyemporium-deactivated2025042]

!!SUGGESTIVE!! that french anti smoking add ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

cw: implied sexual act, spyscout💥

posted a while back on my twt, the idea wasn't mine ; from a mutual

hrhhhrhrhhrhrhrhrhh (*≧︶≦)) (￣▽￣* )ゞ

[fauggout]

twitter dump i forgot to post

yes, i made both spyscout yuri and yaoi, get yourself a man who can do both very scared to tag this as fem fortress, oh well im staying in my lane at least

[pyrovisiongoggles]

The lyrics to this song just make me think of Spy. So…~

[yesyeeees815]

silly sketches I did along with my other post. here they are!

And a happy new year!

[b0nked-spy]

I have such bad comic!spyscout brainrot right now it's unreal

[cloakandbatter]

happy canon spyscout comic 7 ending everybody. we really did it

[coward2coward]

[b0nked-spy]

If you're a spy on my team when I'm playing scout you bet I'm gonna walk right up to you and slap you sensually with my fish

[b0nked-spy]

I don't even call myself a proshipper I just live by SALS but no one even cares. all they know is tag ship hate, send death threat & lie

[b0nked-spy]

And I'm pretty sure I've expressed this sentiment before but posting death threats and other childish things like "x shippers should die violently" is so chronically online. It just screams edgy 12 year old. Like look me in the eyes and tell me I should be executed for shipping spyscout. If we were in the same room, would you actually be able to seriously tell me that you want me dead or would you just piss your pants?

[b0nked-spy]

I also have a shitton of people blocked on my main. But I get burned out on the tf2 fandom very quickly, and it's rare that I go recent in the tag. You are stronger than me, lol.

I do find it funny how these people squawk and wail about "normalisation" but then turn around and tell people to die. And they are 100% serious about it. I mean, I dunno, that sounds like something that shouldn't be normalised. But what do I know, I'm only a pro at shitting.

[b0nked-spy]

And I'm pretty sure I've expressed this sentiment before but posting death threats and other childish things like "x shippers should die violently" is so chronically online. It just screams edgy 12 year old. Like look me in the eyes and tell me I should be executed for shipping spyscout. If we were in the same room, would you actually be able to seriously tell me that you want me dead or would you just piss your pants?

[b0nked-spy]

Actually let me just get this thought that I've been rolling around in my head out. It's crazy to me that in 2024 that people still struggle with the concept of multishipping. Like some people are physically not capable of comprehending how you can ship the same character with two separate characters in two separate situations. Or just depending on your mood. To be honest, this is how I've always viewed dadspy vs spyscout. Sometimes they mix, but the majority of the time they don't, at least not for me. I'm able to enjoy them both separately. I'm also a free person, so sometimes I enjoy them together. I'm not killing puppies. But many people would act like I am, simply because I enjoy multiple character dynamics and ships😂

[wildgoose97]

Good dad kissing morning

[greyemporium-deactivated2025042]

using pinterest references!!!

This is my second time using the "overpaint" technique, im proud of it honestly