[gayvampyr]

[midnaka]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[assiraphales]

every character brendan fraser played in the 1990s was the himboest himbo to ever himbo

[emberphantom]

Dean: What're you talking about, man?

Cas:

[oedipiphany]

the witcher really is just geralt submitting himself to the mortifying ordeal of being known while simultaneously experiencing the mortifying ordeal of knowing jaskier 

[nat-20s]

One of my favorite aspects of Megamind is the hero/villain dynamic of Megamind being like “Metroman!!!! My ULTIMATE NEMESIS” and Metroman just being like “Hey whats up my funky lil blue pal?”

[mistermaxwellboucherdieasilived]

“even fate picks its favorites” is such a raw fucking line so it’s no surprise that it comes from the cinematic masterpiece Megamind (2010)

[nebulous-bounds-of-bad-taste]

Me: so anyway, everyone shipped an angel with this monster hunter-

Child: grandma what does this have to do with the 2020 election

Me:

[shrimpmilf]

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

[retiredmahoushoujo]

[girard]

are y’all good or

[deadman-dying-deactivated201605]

Vincent Van Goku

[spirit-of-beetlejuiceblues12]

Someone who doesn’t watch Umbrella Academy, explain this image

[ohshit-personified]

the hargreeves siblings REAL names

[spirit-of-beetlejuiceblues12]

This is it, this is the best reply

[forever-dirty-minded-deact]

Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

[sovietshopaholic]

bro why the fuck am i only getting 5 hours of sleep

[alectryone-deactivated20210218]

All the evidence is there, I'm right and you cannot change my mind

[veerzaara]

KING SHIT

[stayfrostybish]