Retired Mahou Shoujo

Homu. NSFW. They/them. Personal blog. Art reblogs, good posts, and probably Arknights.

[timberland-4-16-players]

just put my joint out on the open mind of a child searing it and instantly destroying his ability to dream or imagine. sad but i don't care

[ddal84]

[medievaljournalist]

we need to do something about that big rock outside the castle because enemy knights have figured out that if you charge up it at the right angle you can launch yourself onto the ramparts and start killing our archers

[ex-rakugaki]

[ex-rakugaki]

[ex-rakugaki]

[ex-rakugaki]

[pjackk]

What does hate fuck mean ?

[noelle-ism]

when hate someone so much you fuck them

[pjackk]

The tulip fuck the buzzing bee that steals it sugars

❓

[squid--pro--quo]

[ex-rakugaki]

[ex-rakugaki]

[mitanni]

Yowane-san (third grade)

[retiredmahoushoujo]

Arknights "Operators' Daily Lives" stickers

[classically-lit-memes4u]

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

[badassdemonsword]

[worm-suggestion]

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

[roconize]

[roconize]