Retired Mahou Shoujo

Homu. NSFW. They/them. Personal blog. Art reblogs, good posts, and probably Arknights.

[queer-scots-geordie-dyke]

The Archbishop of Canterbury is secretly messaging people on tumblr. Seems totally legit 🤔🤣

[iamnmbr3]

This is the funniest scam I’ve ever seen

[mangonetics]

Spent like 20 minutes scraping a femboy off my windshield

[dietofworm]

[gramdraw]

Goth Goblin Spicy alts on Patreon and SubscribeStar Please consider supporting me if you like my work! 🙏

[infertilityidol]

[sakura-nocturne]

2026/08

現代神官戦士さん

[hornpoint]

When U Ask The Cashier To Break a Twenty

And

He

Fucksyou....

[hornpoint]

Sort it.

[postergirlfornothing]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]

[skeletalheartattack]

Visit Original Link

[jabbaimond]

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE  𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂  OUT OF HERE!

[revscarecrow]

Every time I think of this I have to watch it

[zefrablue]

Yani Seto 🚬

[deadelated]

the needler is not a "little brother weapon" actually it has an important tactical niche that takes a surprising amount of skill and it has the glowing spikes too

[deadelated]

stop telling me to pick up the energy pistol I don't like the energy pistol

[eggboob]

[livewrre]

honestly i think im good without that thanks

[fellming]

skeb!

[sforzzz]

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

[sforzzz]

*goes back to jerkin it*

[sforzzz]

waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

[caffichai]

One of those weeks...

Commission