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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

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the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

hi - 2021

i stopped using this because I found another place to jot down my thoughts. But i’m finally publishing a book about all my exes. Literally 53% of it is about #him lmao

So let me ask you this. One day #him gets on one knee for you to marry him when you're with #d would you leave d for him or?

I would’ve tbh. Daniel & I aren’t together anymore anyway. We broke up 2 years ago

I bet #d trims his pubes and flosses his teeth with them. He looks like that kind of guy.

probs

Does #d have a really hairy asscrack? I know I do! -Jacob

oh you have no idea

Would #d rather bathe in a tub full of pee or use poo as soap

lmao he’d do both