Bitch Hammer

lifting, running, shitposting, eating. 27F

[b1tchhammer]

A perfect circle

[b1tchhammer]

Photo 1: New toy!!

Photo 2: New toy after 15minutes

Photo 3: New toy after 30 minutes

All I do is sweep the floors

[mostlytoska-deactivated20210630]

i should have used my burst of productivity on something else, a novel by me

[freckledsweetpea]

side-tummy sleeping with one leg curled up and the other straight out is top tier sleeping and you can't change my mind.

[ky-ju-deactivated20231122]

I feel like practicing any skill would be way more fun if I could have a lil level increase thing that pops up in front of me every time I do good like in Skyrim

[ky-ju-deactivated20231122]

“Push ups increased to level 5”

“Writing dialogue increased to level 37”

“Coping mechanisms (healthy) increased to level 18”

[nutsacktorturer]

[ahagia-sophia]

[deathbells-and-daedrahearts-dea]

@morerecklessthanbrave

[b1tchhammer]

For @liftingweights-and-coffeedates ... Does this bun make me look any taller? 😝😝 Just waiting for spill calls to come in at work

What's up @belovedgoofball @meggo-waffles and @snapthistiger ??

[tri-ingagain-deactivated2025032]

Thursday quote

[b1tchhammer]

All I wanna do is eat a whole cake to myself.... carrot cake or strawberry shortcake preferably

[b1tchhammer]

I'm supposed to go pick up my wedding dress today but it feels so dumb because of like ... All this?

[b1tchhammer]

Like "boo hoo I gotta put off my wedding" while people are dying

[b1tchhammer]

I'm supposed to go pick up my wedding dress today but it feels so dumb because of like ... All this?

[b1tchhammer]

Post 3 mile #run4ron. Thinking of you @meggo-waffles !!

[b1tchhammer]

A year ago 😭😭😭🥺

[b1tchhammer]

Canada 🤙

[b1tchhammer]

Trying to get work done from home today but there is an epic battle between beast and cucumber happening right next to me... Guess it's hers now.

[b1tchhammer]

Nothing changes if nothing changes

[b1tchhammer]

[b1tchhammer]

Sigh