[nextchapter]

ohh i'm daniel molloy. i sold millions of copies of my best-selling novel. i'm a beast at bowling. i've got the french bengali smokeshow pinned against the wall. man fuck you

[alysmond]

This was given to me by a marquis who was beheaded by a mob 10 years after he gave it to me. Oh. I love it.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022–)

[nyancrimew]

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[phantomofthehoepera]

I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life

[reticent-vampire]

[gnawing-suspicion]

I feel for everyone who isn’t having the time of their fucking lives with The Vampire Lestat. Every week I clap and cheer for the antics of the world’s saddest buzzword-laden bisexual crash-out diva and his crew of the least healed men to ever grace the small screen. The songs are cringe, the wigs are a nightmare, I’m living my best life, I’m loving every second. Why the fuck would you have a blood shower in your tour bus. The onscreen mother-son incest is only like the third wildest thing happening in any given episode. It’s insane. I never want it to end

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[zootycoon-archive]

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

[reticent-vampire]

"The little truth here is the admission that the love that was distracting him was for Molloy, not for Louis." - Assad Zaman

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

[tamamita]

[lindleland]

we as a society do not deserve queen deltarune. why the fuck is she not inescapable within this fandom. i like tenna just fine but she deserved what he got

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[ronartesian-deactivated20161106]

I haven’t ate anything since 11 Bruh I’m starving

[woodmeat]

damn an u how old now?

[louclaudia]

Can you hear her? She's calling me...