Beast Tamer

FL4K | Beast Tamer | Pandora

[niconiconiko]

never stop being a good person because of bad people

[wrencusremade]

[buddhaarmed-deactivated20210805]

presequels‌:

ғʟᴀᴋ (ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴀsᴛ-ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ) • borderlands 3 dev. trailer

[feastofsnakes]

Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn’t matter. I’m going to burn your house down.

[unintelligent-equestrian-blog]

you: I got your back buddy

me, an intellectual: I posess your spine friend

[enjorlas]

[necrofxcker-deactivated20190611]

@b3asttamed Good evening and welcome! I am Odalwa and I am an elven necromancer! My hobbies include hoarding knowlege and making undead armies!

[b3asttamed-blog]

... These words are lost on me. But, hello, regardless. I am FL4K. I am a beast tamer, and a Vault Hunter.

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

cis people this one aint for you

[turing-tested]

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes

[b3asttamed-blog]

3x3cut13·:

1 n3v3r b33n on on3 mys3lf soooo 1 c4n’t R34LLY h3lp, but l1k3.

th3y’r3 suppos3d to b3 fun? l1k3.. b3 bond1ng t1m3 or wh4t3vs for you 4nd th3 oth3r p3rson.

For what reson do you need to bond? Is surviving a gunfight not bonding enough? Do you not sleep encamped together in the same area? Why have you never been on one?

[b3asttamed-blog]

3x3cut13 replied to your post: I have never been on a "date." What are they?

fun.

Marking them down as...fun.

[b3asttamed-blog]

I have never been on a "date." What are they?

[b3asttamed-blog]

mesonoxianmonster·:

Uhmmm….I’m good for now thanks though….

No? I was aware humans wanted beautiful women to crush them. Maybe that is just some.

[b3asttamed-blog]

mesonoxianmonster·:

Oh….

She IS pretty! :3

She says thank you. Also that she will be happy to crush you if you ask.

[b3asttamed-blog]

mesonoxianmonster·:

Oh! Is she pretty? I bet she’s pretty! Sirens are supposed to be pretty.

I think that she is very beautiful.

[b3asttamed-blog]

Moze will dismantle me, but Maliwan Weaponry is Supreme.

[b3asttamed-blog]

mesonoxianmonster·:

You’re friends with a mermaid??? I know one of my friends…er…knows one, too!

I'm afraid I misunderstand. Mermaid? Those are supposedly water- based humanoids, yes? No, a Siren is not that. They are...specially powered individuals, exclusively female.

[chloethegamer]

Borderlands 3 gun manufacturers, and their new effects.