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call back to better times when shit made sense

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#voreaz #others;#body horror/#I am going to lie and say that you are still just as handsome and built as you once were.

voreaz‌:

Dave’s in bed tired out so now i’m at this balcony drinking a beer

#it tastes like piss

You would know what that tastes like I suppose. Must be a familiar treat.

#voreaz

Since when is Dave your son?

I would speculate around the time he started to refer to me as his mother.

#anonymous #answered;

mesonoxianmonster‌:

I’m….not? I’m just saying thats why some people do it.

I see. In that case, my apologies for the misunderstanding. I was heated due to how Diego was receiving messages after speaking of Dave and my potent rage, a fury akin to the heat of a billion blue suns, bubbled forth in a similar fashion to lava.

#mesonoxianmonster

mesonoxianmonster‌:

Sometimes little kids dont want to hold your hand, or are too heavy to pick up and want to walk around- its not like a dog leash its just like a backpack with a string on it so they don't wander too far.

If you attempt to put any sort of leash regardless of the appearance on my son, I will kill you.

#mesonoxianmonster

If anyone were to attempt putting a leash on Dave as though he were a dog, I would personally use said leash to choke them to death.

@voreaz

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The Thing guys. we exist too. except i’m the handsome one

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#voreaz #others;#mouth horror/#body horror/#There he is. My Husband and the father of my child.#Joking aside this is a good picture of you.

After some serious thought and discussion, I have decided to go by she/her pronouns.

Or they/them, that is of course a default for whenever one is uncertain when it comes to me.

voreaz‌:

I am absolutely thrilled by the prospect of experiencing what it is like to be eaten. I’ll dress in something nice, possibly butter myself up so I do down easily while still having that delicious buttery flavor.

#voreaz #cannibalism/

voreaz‌:

aw man you’ll get eaten. what a pity

Who will be the Big Bad Wolf that devours my meat puppet whole, tumblr user voreaz?

#voreaz #cannibalism/

voreaz‌:

i’m telling Dave you’re sick all of next week

He will have to visit his bedridden, sickly mother. Make sure to give him a red hood and a basket of goodies.

#voreaz

voreaz‌:

alright fine honey. you’re my wife now

Oh Diego, this is so sudden... I was not expecting my untamed and intense feelings to be reciprocated. We may have started by social obligation according to tourists wearing floral print shirts and khaki shorts, but now we have become truly entangled in the passionate throes of matrimony.

#voreaz

voreaz‌:

i hate you so much

#we're just friends#no more besties

You fool. You can revoke my status as your “bestie” but you cannot change my feelings towards you which are as untamed as the deepest jungles and as intense as the sea during a hurricane.

After all. I am apparently your wife.

#voreaz #Ha ha.

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#cats/#voreaz #You are the cat and I am Chad Jamian.

voreaz‌:

i said immediately you motherfucker

You said “that.” I did not call you “that,” I called you by a different name with a similar visual connotation of you being a soft and sweet treat. A snack, if you will.

#voreaz

voreaz‌:

i will let Dave visit more if you quit calling me that effective immediately

It is a deal then, honey bun.

#voreaz

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